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The Clock Vincente Minnelli, 1945
Walker goes on leave for a couple of days, bumps into a lonely Judy Garland and soon they're having romantic partyfests around NYC, driving around in milk trucks and shit. The score probably helps all the romantic feelings swell up as when the moment when Garland and Walker finally kiss - they're in the park, all by their lonesome, and suddenly they start walking toward each other and blah blah blah. I'm going weak at the knees. Least favorite part: the whole rushing thing as they go from office to office trying to get those documents or whatever. It destroys the romanticky movie mood. You know? No, you don't. Now go back and wait by the door. Your husband awaits.
Pyaar Impossible! Jugal Hansraj, 2010
Story about ugly geek who lusts and stalks a girl he went to college with for several years. Somehow he ends up being the nanny to her kid. Story then goes on to prove that people are ridiculously shallow. Uday Chopra is an awful actor - just no presence, charisma, anything. Priyanka Chopra is awesome. Love that shorter haircut she has later in the film.
Dostana Tarun Mansukhani, 2008
Two manly dudes pretend to be gay so they can score a cool apartment. But, of course, their roommate is the totally gorgeous Priyanka Chopra. Stuff ensues. Abhishek Bachchan seemed a whole lot more committed to the comedy than John Abraham, who just stands around being all ripped and stuff. Yes, a lot of that stuff made me laugh. I feel ashamed. However, the greatness of Desi Girl cannot be denied.
Karthik Calling Karthik Vijay Lalwani, 2010
Lonely nerd gets calls from himself that tell him how to turn from zero to hero. Then in, seriously, the next scene he magically already has the confidence to pwn some bitches. Deepika Pakudone is wasted in the girlfriend role, story turns even more ludicrous later on (oh no, why does the call keep coming after I unplug the phone?!!). This thing is just awful and the final shot is hilarious.
Drag Me To Hell Sam Raimi, 2009
Former fattie screws over gypsy demon in order to gain favor with the capitalist fat heads, receives curse and then gets screwed over herself in increasingly ridiculous ways. Lohman is game for it. I like the cartoony gags the best. The bit with the anvil is moment-to-moment perfect. Goats, apple products, douchiness (oh, just keep eating that ice cream!) all climax with a slam bang ending denying you everything you've ever wanted. Moral of the story: don't CINECAST! with the gypsies. Seriously.