Land of the Lost
Better than I expected, but still nothing special. Fun for Will Farrel fans and Danny McBride Fans. Some good material, good use of the theme song is worked in, in fact all the references to the TV series are pretty clever. Not great, but not dismal.
Grade C+
Crank: High Voltage
Someone mentioned this as one of the most offensive films they'd ever seen in that Top 5 Thread. They'd be right. This movie is just scraping the barrel of sh!t into a plate a force feeding it to an audience. I feel like a worse human being for sitting through it.
As a movie it feels as though a bunch of stoned frat guys sat around watching porn in a haze of pot smoke just trying to come up with things they and they're frat brothers would just love. Then they put it all in a blender, got Jenna Haze to shake her tits on top of a car and called it cinema. Absolute trash.
Grade F