Swept Away (Lina Wertmuller, 1974)
There's something about Italian cinema that can be difficult to overcome. One doesn't like to indulge in stereotypes about Italians who talk loudly and fast, all while gesticulating wildly, but at least in their films this stereotype is too often strengthened. Swept Away is a romantic comedy of sorts (remade staring Madonna) but whatever finer points it has to offer are completely lost amid the overwrought English dubbing that matches perfectly the physical acting on screen and the oh so typical rom-com reversals.
Raffaella (Mariangela Melato, looking much like an Italian Shelley Duvall) is sailing the Mediterranean with friends, opining strongly about the various flaws of the communists, saving her harshest comments for one of the hired sailors, Gennarino (Giancarlo Giannini). At it's best, the film attempts to draw out this distinction (or perhaps similarities) between rich and poor, between the capitalists and the communists, and between perception of the Northern Italians, typically noted for their industry, and the Southern Italians, noted more for their crime and other shortcomings.
Of course, being a romantic comedy, given how much these two characters detest each other initially, her verbal abuse of him and his eventual physical abuse of her, we can only conclude that they will be a great romantic pairing. This implausibility combined with the general acting style that suffocates any good set of lines or any effective thematic point dooms the film to awfulness. Basic film-making competence is not optional.
1/5