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FYC 2012: Best Line
« on: August 01, 2012, 10:50:06 AM »
We'll keep this first post updated with whatever potential nominees get mentioned in the thread below.



BEST LINE

Note: Lines in blue are those with multiple mentions.

21 Jump Street
"I am one gay black kid getting punched in the face away from a nervous breakdown."
"F—k you, science!"
"That is a baton penis."
"We partied together, man.  You brought us Taco Bell."

Alps
"Don't stop, it feels like heaven."

Anna Karenina
"Murderer. Murderer. Murderer. Murderer...."

Arbitrage
"What the f—k is an Applebee's?!"

Argo
"Argo f—k yourself!"

The Avengers
"Puny god."
"You mewling quim!"
"There are always men like you."
"That man is playing Galaga."
"That's my secret, Captain. I'm always angry."

The Awakening
"I don't think there's a place on earth where people understand loneliness better than here."

Beasts of the Southern Wild
"I can count the times I've been lifted..."
"Back when Daddy used to talk about Mama he said she was so pretty, she never even had to turn on the stove. She'd just walk into the room and all the water starts to boil."
"I see that I am a little piece of a big, big universe, and that makes it right."

Being Flynn
"My father is an invisible man, in an invisible room, in the invisible city."

The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
"Everything will be all right in the end. If it's not all right, then it is not yet the end."

The Cabin in the Woods
"Good work, Zombie Arm."
"Let's get this party started."
"Your basic human needs disgust me."
"He has a husband bulge."

Carnage
"I saw your friend Jane Fonda on TV the other day. Made me want to run out and buy a poster from the Ku Klux Klan."

The Comedy
"I was reading this the other day, hobo dicks are cleaner than hospital scalpels."

Cosmopolis
"Even when you self-destruct, you have to fail more, lose more, die more than others, stink more than others."
"It's women's shoes--it's all the names they have for shoes!"
"My prostate is asymmetrical."
"You absolutely reek of sexual discharge."

The Dark Knight Rises
"Now's not the time for fear. That comes later."
"Not everything. Not yet."
"A hero can be anyone. Even a man doing something as simple and reassuring as putting a coat around a little boy's shoulders to let him know that the world hadn't ended."

The Deep Blue Sea
"Tragedy's too big a word. Sad, perhaps, but it's hardly Sophocles."

Detention
"It's just high school; it's not the end of the world."
"White people, shut it!"

The Five-Year Engagement
"Remember when you were a kid and you saw Cinderella, and thought, I want to f—k that? Well, now you get to." [approximate]

The FP
"Damn snow-cone, what are you for Halloween, a bitch?"

God Bless America
"Which issues do you agree with him on?" / "Gun control."
"That's who we should kill next." / "A fictitious character?" / "No. Diablo Cody. F—k her for writing that movie. She's the only stripper that suffers from too much self esteem."

Goon
"Where is Laflemme?" / "Probably giving some single mother herpes out in the parking lot."
"This game has become an ass-raping the likes of which only Ned Beatty and the cast of OZ could possibly comprehend."
"Holy f—king shit, look at that face period!"

The Grey
"Once more into the fray, into the last good fight ill ever know, live and die on this day, live and die on this day."
"They weren't eating him...they were killing him."
"F—k it. I'll do it myself."

Hello I Must Be Going
"Love isn’t a prize you get at the carnival for squirting water in a clown's face the longest."

Hitchcock
"Thank God we have Cinderfella for the holidays!"

House of Tolerance"My only books are Sade's diaries and the Bible, and I haven't read the Bible."

Jeff, Who Lives At Home
"Well, they're both adults, so she's probably not giving him a handjob." [approximate]
"Something really big is happening here."

The Kid with a Bike
"You can hang onto me, just not so tight."

Kill List
"Just for the record, I've hardly done any terrible shit."

Killer Joe
"Do you want me to wear your face?"

Killing Them Softly
"America is not a country, it's a business.  Now f—king pay me!"
"I'm living in America, and in America you're on your own. America's not a country. It's just a business. Now f—kin' pay me."
"I've been drinking since before you came out of your father's cock. Don't tell me what I do."

Lawless
"I thought I walked."

Life of Pi
"Which story do you prefer?"

Lincoln
"I suppose it's time I go. Although, I'd much rather stay."
"How can I hold that all men are created equal when here before me stands stinking the moral carcass of the gentleman from Ohio?"
"Would Mr. Wood conclude his interminable gabble? Some of us breathe oxygen and we find the mephitic fumes of his oratory a lethal challenge to our pulmonary capabilities."

Lockout
"Okay, we've got some activity." / "Yeah, we got activity alright. She's doing a lambada in here."

Looper
"I'm from the future. You should go to China."
"I don't wanna talk about time-travel shit; because if we start talkin' about it, then we're gonna be here all day--talkin' about it, makin' diagrams with straws. It doesn't matter."
"He doesn't."

Margaret
"We are not all supporting characters in the drama of your amazing life!"

The Master
"If you figure out a way to live without a master, any master, be sure to let the rest of us know, for you would be the first in the history of the world."
"I do many, many things. I am a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist, a theoretical philosopher, but, above all, I am a man."
"Pig-F—k!"
"Now stick it back in, it fell out."

Moonrise Kingdom
"I love you...but you don't know what you're talking about."
"I can't offer you a legally binding union. It won't hold up in the state, the county, or frankly any courtroom in the world due to your age, lack of license, and failure to get parental consent. But, the ritual does carry a very important moral weight within yourselves. You can't enter into this lightly. Look into my eyes. Do you love each other?"
"We're all they've got, Walt." / "That's not enough."
"Was he a good dog?" / "Who's to say? But he didn't deserve to die."


Nostalgia for the Light
"The present does not exist. It is an illusion."

Perfect Sense
"You're an asshole."

The Perks of Being a Wallflower
"I'm so sorry. That sounded like a compliment in my head."
"Call it 'The Slut and The Falcon'. Make us solve crimes."
"I feel infinite."

The Pirates! Band of Misfits
"You can't just say 'arrr' after every sentence and expect it to make everything alright."
"The friends you make after you become famous are better, truer friends than the ones you've had for years before."

Pitch Perfect
"Women are about as good at acapella as they are at being doctors."
"She didn't lose her lunch. We know exactly where it is. It's all over the third row."

The Queen of Versailles
"If you love me, you'll turn off the lights when you see 'em on."
"What's my driver's name?"

Safety Not Guaranteed
"Storm troopers don't know anything about lasers or time travel. They're blue collar workers."
"There's no sense in nonsense, especially when the heat's hot."
"Why do you have flames on your laptop?" / "It's a gaming laptop. It's really fast."

Seven Psychopaths
"You don't think I'm serious just because I carry a rabbit around?"
"No it doesn't. There'll be one guy left with one eye. How's the last blind guy going to take out the eye of the last guy left whose still got one eye left? All that guy has to do is run away and hide behind a bush. Ghandi was wrong. It's just that nobody's got the balls to come out and say it."
"Give it back? It's kidnapping. It's a kidnapped dog. You don't just give back a kidnapped dog. It defeats the entire object of the kidnapping. They didn't just give Patty Hearst back did they? No, this dog is my Patty Hearst except I ain't going to keep it in a closet and make it rob a bank. I'm going to hold on to it, and if he's a decent human being, he's going to give me a bunch of money."
"'Cause you can't let the animals die in the movie, just the women."

Skyfall
"What makes you think this is my first time?"
"Do you see what comes of all this running around, Mr. Bond? All this jumping and fighting, it's exhausting!"
"Life clung to me like a disease."
"Welcome to Scotland."

Sleepwalk with Me
"I figure if the date doesn't go well, maybe we'd get something out of the homily."

Take this Waltz
"Life has a gap in it... It just does. You don't go crazy trying to fill it."

That's My Boy
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"

This Is 40
"Sometimes, I wish just one of you had a dick."
"I can handle a nightmare. You're a nightmare every day for me."

Tiny Furniture
"Poetry is the greatest failure of the intellectual community."
"It's absolutely fine. On my resume under Skills, I put 'has a landline.'"

Urbanized
"Defining sprawl is a little bit like defining pornography; you know it when you see it."
"Our local politicians say, 'Oh we don't want to build toilets in slums because it will encourage people to come.' As if people come to sh*t."

Wanderlust
"When it rains…I feel it’s God feeding me through her cloud teet." [approximate]

Wreck-It Ralph
"I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad."

Wuthering Heights
"F—k you all, you c—ts!"

Your Sister's Sister
"I really think your face is going to annoy me right now." / "My face always annoys you."

Zero Dark Thirty
"I'm gonna smoke everybody involved in this op and then I'm gonna kill Bin Laden."
"I'm the motherf—ker who found this place!"
"We're all smart, Jeremy."

Note: Lines in blue are those with multiple mentions.
« Last Edit: January 29, 2013, 10:55:43 AM by pixote »

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Re: FYC 2012: Best Line
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2012, 12:52:02 PM »
The Dark Knight Rises - "A hero can be anyone. Even a man doing something as simple and reassuring as putting a coat around a little boy's shoulders to let him know that the world hadn't ended."

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Re: FYC 2012: Best Line
« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2012, 02:20:27 PM »
Detention
"It's just high school; it's not the end of the world."
"White people, shut it!"

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Re: FYC 2012: Best Line
« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2012, 10:04:40 PM »
The Pirates! in an Adventure With Scientists
"You can't just say 'arrr' after every sentence and expect it to make everything alright."
"The friends you make after you become famous are better, truer friends than the ones you've had for years before."

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Re: FYC 2012: Best Line
« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2012, 09:40:18 AM »
Being Flynn
"My father is an invisible man, in an invisible room, in the invisible city."

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Re: FYC 2012: Best Line
« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2012, 10:38:15 AM »
BEST LINE

21 Jump Street
"F—k you, science!"

The Cabin in the Woods
"Good work, Zombie Arm."
"Let's get this party started."
"Your basic human needs disgust me."

The Dark Knight Rises
"Now's not the time for fear. That comes later."

Moonrise Kingdom
"I love you...but you don't know what you're talking about."

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Re: FYC 2012: Best Line
« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2012, 10:39:56 AM »
Take this Waltz

"Life has a gap in it... It just does. You don't go crazy trying to fill it."
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Re: FYC 2012: Best Line
« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2012, 12:30:33 AM »
Goon

"Holy f***ing s***, look at that face period!"

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Re: FYC 2012: Best Line
« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2012, 12:28:45 PM »
Lockout

"Okay we've got some activity" / "Yeah, we got activity alright, she's doing a lambada in here."

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Re: FYC 2012: Best Line
« Reply #9 on: September 03, 2012, 08:57:57 PM »
Lawless:
"I thought I walked."

 

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