Star Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Clones
Oldkid: Well, are we ready?
DeathImpacto: nah, let's sit around for an hour like last time!
IdeaThy12: I care about getting the review of Star Wars Episode II: The Clones Attack (or sumtin like that)
Oldkid: Attack of the Clones
IdeaThy12: I WAS CLOSE!
Oldkid: Makes a BIG difference you know… “Attack of..”
IdeaThy12: I didn't pay attention to the words -.-
DeathImpacto: BAD!
IdeaThy12: I paid attention to the quotes
Oldkid: You paid attention to most of them
DeathImpacto: DAME! (Japanese)
IdeaThy12: uhhhh....right... let's do this thang
Oldkid: Okay, so what was your favorite part of this film?
IdeaThy12: favorite...part?
DeathImpacto: it had a lot of good quotes
IdeaThy12: uhhhhhhhh....' YODA KEEL!
Oldkid: Yoda didn't "keel"
IdeaThy12: I know
DeathImpacto: Yoda never kills
Oldkid: What were your favorite quotes?
IdeaThy12: "We came to save you"
DeathImpacto: "good job"
IdeaThy12: "Not again!"
Oldkid: "I hate it when he does that"
IdeaThy12: "Obi Wan is going to kill me"
Oldkid: "You're going to be the death of me."
DeathImpacto: "You don't want to sell me death sticks"
IdeaThy12: "I don't want to sell you death sticks"
DeathImpacto: "you want to go home and rethink your life"
Oldkid: I LOVE THAT LINE!
IdeaThy12: "I want to go home and rethink my life" *walks out of shop*
IdeaThy12: "Luke I am your"- WAIT! Wrong movie
DeathImpacto: XD
Oldkid: Wow, so quickly to forget...
Oldkid: Okay, some good quotes. What about fights?
DeathImpacto: Yoda=awesomeness
IdeaThy12: heck with fights, let's do a movie review of QUOTES
Oldkid: Who'da thought a puppet could fight so good?
IdeaThy12: I KNOW, RIGHT?!
DeathImpacto: the clones' aim...
DeathImpacto: got worse
DeathImpacto: by...
DeathImpacto: a lot
IdeaThy12: Obi Wan's favorite hobby *uses sweet tone of voice*
Oldkid: How could Anakin and Obi Wan be so lame at the end of the movie when they were so awesome at the begining?
IdeaThy12: Jar-Jar wasn't as big this time
DeathImpacto: no…it sad
Oldkid: Thank the Creator (creator of Star Wars)
IdeaThy12: uh-huh, I figured that
Oldkid: He was only a little irritating this time because he was only on for a few minutes
IdeaThy12: -.- and he wasn't being a joke
Oldkid: WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO MAKE JAR-JAR A SENATOR?
DeathImpacto: no idea
IdeaThy12: Padmae?
Oldkid: What was she thinking? Did she lose her brains?
DeathImpacto: she wasn't?
IdeaThy12: quite possibly
Oldkid: Before she fell in love in Anakin, I mean...
DeathImpacto: creepy!
Oldkid: Which reminds me--- Love story, that's a big part of this movie. Do you think it makes sense?
DeathImpacto: HECK NO
IdeaThy12: you gotta be pretty crazy to fall in love with that guy
DeathImpacto: she is like twice his age!
IdeaThy12: ...yes, yes she is
Oldkid: Creepy girl
IdeaThy12: Umm....Creepy GUY
Oldkid: Just.... creepy
IdeaThy12: not girl
Oldkid: Both.
IdeaThy12: no creepy girls were involved
DeathImpacto: ...
Oldkid: She's robbing the cradle
DeathImpacto: YES!
IdeaThy12: oh!
Oldkid: He's just... being creepy
DeathImpacto: SHE WAS BEING CREEPY! he was just creepy
DeathImpacto: she was creepy in a "I fell in love with and married a guy half my age" way
Oldkid: I think the love story was all kinds of creepy
DeathImpacto: that's why I'm ignoring that bit
Oldkid: Yeah, I want to marry someone who isn't supposed to marry anyone...
IdeaThy12: Indeed *nods thoughtfully*
DeathImpacto: it was all kinds of wrong
IdeaThy12: fight wise: Padmae hitting the monster with her fight like an epic person
Oldkid: Padmae is an awesome fighter. Great with a gun
IdeaThy12: then there was Ani controling the monster...
Oldkid: "You do not want to eat me"
IdeaThy12: Senator with a gun, outta the way!
DeathImpacto: Ani was more a cowboy there
IdeaThy12: Senator on a rampage! Outta the wayyyyyy!!!! AHHHHH!!!!
Oldkid: There's an arena scene in the sixth episode that's awesome like this
IdeaThy12: "Master Obi Wan has lost a planet he has"
DeathImpacto: XD
Oldkid: Another awesome quote
IdeaThy12: yup yup
DeathImpacto: I think it would've been better if the kids laughed
IdeaThy12: ... they did!
DeathImpacto: they did? I missed it
IdeaThy12: yes, yes you did
Oldkid: Wake up next time
DeathImpacto: ...
IdeaThy12: lol yup
DeathImpacto: I LIKE SPACING OUT!
IdeaThy12: Manamama do doo do do doo
DeathImpacto: *pouts in corner*
IdeaThy12: sorry
Oldkid: So do you think that this is a better or worse movie than the first episode?
IdeaThy12: better quotes… and Ani gets to get married
DeathImpacto: I like the quotes and action better in this one
Oldkid: Ani gets married-- is that a plus?
IdeaThy12: to Padmae
DeathImpacto: the love story bit… CUT IT OUT!
IdeaThy12: I dunno
Oldkid: The action was MUCH better. My favorite part is the chase near the beginning of the film. Everyone is falling and being caught, great.
IdeaThy12: Padmae with a gun AHHHHH!!!!
Oldkid: For me, this film is WAY better. It looked better. The plot actually made sense
DeathImpacto: you like the starts of these films... don't you?
Oldkid: Not the third episode
DeathImpacto: don't remember all the details of that
IdeaThy12: I remember sumtin about Ani an' Lava and kids
Oldkid: Shhhhhhhh..
IdeaThy12:
DeathImpacto: NO SPOILERS!
IdeaThy12: just stating facts
IdeaThy12: R2 was epicness as per usual
Oldkid: The movie was actually funny instead of the first one, which was not really funny at all
Oldkid: Ideathy, how would you rate this one?
IdeaThy12: 4.5/5
Oldkid: Same as the first? Do you put them on the same level?
IdeaThy12: dang, none of them Star Wars movies are gonna get 5/5
DeathImpacto: I rate it blue out of five!^^
IdeaThy12: wow Death...just wow
Oldkid: Blue...
DeathImpacto: XD
Oldkid: That's .... good
IdeaThy12: I rate it Outerspace/5 then
DeathImpacto: LOLXD
Oldkid: I think our ratings are getting out of control here
DeathImpacto: NAH! this is normal me!
Oldkid: Our ratings have gone all roujin
IdeaThy12: ... Raj!
Oldkid: That was last marathon
Oldkid: What kind of ratings would you give the first film? With your new rating system?
DeathImpacto: ma-ma(so-so)
IdeaThy12: Death Star/5
Oldkid: So, DI, you like Ep 2 better than Ep 1?
DeathImpacto: yes
Oldkid: Why?
DeathImpacto: beats me… I like commenting, had more to comment on?
Oldkid: Comment on this film? Like what?
DeathImpacto: ... the quotes
Oldkid: ID-- since outerspace is better than deathstar, you like this better than the first?
IdeaThy12: yes, I liked this one better. Ani don't 'splode things this time 'round... but hey, it's still better
DeathImpacto: lots-a-laughs
Oldkid: Certainly the humor is good. But Ani is irritating in this movie.
DeathImpacto: meh
IdeaThy12: "This is why I hate flying!"
Oldkid: He's the Jar-Jar of this film
DeathImpacto: so?
Oldkid: He’s the one who almost ruins the film. He's not only creepy but irritating
IdeaThy12: and pins things on everyone else
DeathImpacto: I like him less than Jar-Jar
Oldkid: Except when he's talking to Obi Wan
DeathImpacto: yes, him and Obi, man
IdeaThy12: "Far more powerful than you old man" Look who's talkin'
Oldkid: So which is the better duo: Obi Wan and Anakin or C3PO and R2?
DeathImpacto: R2 alone
IdeaThy12: 3PO & R2 AND Obi Wan and Anakin!
Oldkid: I haven't heard a single quote from R2
DeathImpacto: so? R2 is so awesome... if he spoke he's blow our minds
Oldkid: Here's a quote: "I'm beside myself!"
Oldkid: Here's another quote: "Beep beep boop beep"
IdeaThy12: "This is such a drag..."
DeathImpacto: Obi and Ani are very quoteable
Oldkid: I think 3P0 really comes into his own in the first trilogy, but in this film Anakin and Obi Wan are a great team
DeathImpacto: R2 and 3PO less so... 'til later
Oldkid: Exactly
DeathImpacto: I still like R2… best out of all characters, combined with 3PO for humor
Oldkid: They used to be called the Laurel and Hardy of Science Fiction
IdeaThy12: "He'll be the death of me..." Wait...that was the previous film
Oldkid: R2 is the smartest
IdeaThy12: Jar-Jar got wrinkles
Oldkid: Really?
IdeaThy12: rlly
Oldkid: Didn't notice
IdeaThy12: I did
DeathImpacto: yeah, Jar-Jar got older
Oldkid: If only he got smarter
IdeaThy12: he didn't get a mustache
DeathImpacto: no…then we wouldn't know who he was
Oldkid: In my (boring) rating system, I'll have to give this film a 4.5/5
IdeaThy12: who wants to sing Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time songs with me?!
DeathImpacto: I still rate it blue
Oldkid: It was very entertaining and while I can't forgive the stupid, unbelievable love story, or how creepy Anakin is, there is a lot going for it which we already mentioned: Funny and action and chase :scene and all
DeathImpacto: yeah
IdeaThy12: "Agressive Negotiations"
Oldkid: Great quote
DeathImpacto: yes… they were used a lot
IdeaThy12: yes they were
Oldkid: lol
IdeaThy12: O.O MY FATHER KNOWS THE TERM "lol"?!
Oldkid: Ummm, I'm not internet stupid
IdeaThy12: *faints*
DeathImpacto:… I'm sitting silently in that corner
Oldkid: *picks her up and puts her face in ice water"
IdeaThy12: *No people were hurt in the making of this review*
Oldkid: Any final comments on the film?
IdeaThy12: Ani is a stubborn brat in this film
Oldkid: I must agree.
DeathImpacto: and slipping
Oldkid: Does every stubborn brat turn into a Sith Lord?
IdeaThy12: I think so
DeathImpacto: maybe …does that mean any of US are in trouble? Are we gonna be Sith Lords?
IdeaThy12: AND they make it too clear who the bad-guy is\ …hmph. They make him have the SAME VOICE
Oldkid: True, it's too obvious that the Chairman is the same as the Sith Lord. I think it is the limit of the actor, actually.
IdeaThy12: they could at least made the actor make it deeper or something
Oldkid: Jim Dale (who read Harry Potter), he'd have a different voice, for sure
DeathImpacto: or...Sith
Oldkid: There's a lot of weaknesses with this film. But it is still a lot of fun
IdeaThy12: and we ignore Death
DeathImpacto: yes… you do
Oldkid: Death? Darth?
DeathImpacto: no, Death
Oldkid: DarthImpacto
IdeaThy12: ...wow …just wow
DeathImpacto: o.o
Oldkid: IDarthy
DeathImpacto: I'm a Sith! I had NO IDEA
Oldkid: The Dark Side has taken over my daughters!
IdeaThy12: OldAni
Oldkid: AAAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHHH! Run away!
DeathImpacto: I'm a cheerful Darth!