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rajeevsingh

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    King Arthur and the Witch

    Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.

    The question?...What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.

    He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.

    Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer.

    But the price would be high; as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

    The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first.

    The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend!

    Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life.

    He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden; but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur

    He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and the preservation of the Round Table.

    Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur's question thus:

    What a woman really wants, she answered....is to be in charge of her own life.

    Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared.

    And so it was, the neighbouring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.

    The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed. The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened

    The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth, be her horrible deformed self only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half.

    Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the day....or night?

    Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch? Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day, but by night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous intimate moments?

    What would YOU do?

    What Lancelot chose is below.

    BUT....make YOUR choice before you scroll down below.

    OKAY?








    Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.

    Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life

    Now....what is the moral to this story?






    The moral is.....
    If you don't let a woman have her own way....
    Things are going to get ugly...
« Last Edit: January 14, 2013, 03:22:35 AM by rajeevsingh »


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Re: A Story to make you smile & let you know what women actually want.. :)
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2013, 03:23:38 AM »
Nice answer...loving a woman will melt her and she will be all yours for all your life..love trust care everything comes together.. :)

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Re: A Story to make you smile & let you know what women actually want.. :)
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2013, 08:35:55 AM »
 :D

You got the right idea.

May I ask where you are from rajeevsingh?

This is very true life is not possible without music..It really like air and water to us..

You have the heart of a poet. :)

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Re: A Story to make you smile & let you know what women actually want.. :)
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2013, 04:11:18 AM »
:D

You got the right idea.

May I ask where you are from rajeevsingh?

This is very true life is not possible without music..Its really like air and water to us..


You have the heart of a poet. :)

Hahahahaha.. ;D.I dont know I should take it as appreciation or a comment. But I am highly obliged for that title..I love reading & writing but poems & shayaris I write in Hindi. But I dont write very good.  :-[:( but still I like writing.. :)
I love meaningful songs..and this is all about the poet's side of me..
I am basically from North India..Presently I am staying in New Delhi..& you are from where?
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« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2013, 12:44:54 PM »
Hahahahaha.. ;D.I dont know I should take it as appreciation or a comment. But I am highly obliged for that title..I love reading & writing but poems & shayaris I write in Hindi. But I dont write very good.  :-[:( but still I like writing.. :)
I love meaningful songs..and this is all about the poet's side of me..
I am basically from North India..Presently I am staying in New Delhi..& you are from where?

It was meant as an appreciation. :) I wish I knew Hindi, so I could read your words. India! How nice. I've never been there, but maybe some day I'll get to visit. :) I'm from the western part of the U.S. --not nearly as poetic, unless you want to count Cowboy Poetry. :D

Welcome to the forum rajeevsingh.

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Re: A Story to make you smile & let you know what women actually want.. :)
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2013, 10:29:45 PM »
Hahahahaha.. ;D.I dont know I should take it as appreciation or a comment. But I am highly obliged for that title..I love reading & writing but poems & shayaris I write in Hindi. But I dont write very good.  :-[:( but still I like writing.. :)
I love meaningful songs..and this is all about the poet's side of me..
I am basically from North India..Presently I am staying in New Delhi..& you are from where?

It was meant as an appreciation. :) I wish I knew Hindi, so I could read your words. India! How nice. I've never been there, but maybe some day I'll get to visit. :) I'm from the western part of the U.S. --not nearly as poetic, unless you want to count Cowboy Poetry. :D

Welcome to the forum rajeevsingh.


Firstly thanx a lot for this welcome..I havent got it since a long time on this forum.. :)
next thanx for the appreciation & You dont need to worry if you dont know Hindi..If sometime I will write something in English then I will post it for you..okk


And I would love to read some cowboy poetry..I love jokes more than poetry.. :D
India is a nice place for sure..we do connect from heart but the problem is people here needs to develop a lot..I wonder how many centuries are needed to change the mindset & thinking of the people living here & it will be somewhere near to your country's status..leave it for now..thats all about my country..& Yes thanx for all those polite words... :)

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Re: A Story to make you smile & let you know what women actually want.. :)
« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2013, 02:04:33 AM »
Hi rajeevsingh, I'd love to see something you wrote. It was interesting what you said about India. Each country has it's own unique concerns and problems. If you click here, it will take you to the Introduction thread and you can tell everyone a little about yourself. :)

http://www.filmspotting.net/forum/index.php?topic=527.3900 


I don't know much about Cowboy Poetry, but this is a good example:


             A Bad Half Hour

    Wonder why I feel so restless;
        Moon is shinin' still and bright,
    Cattle all is restin' easy,
        But I just kain't sleep tonight.
    Ain't no cactus in my blankets,
        Don't know why they feel so hard—
    'Lesst it's Warblin' Jim a-singin'
        "Annie Laurie" out on guard.

    "Annie Laurie"— wish he'd quit it!
        Couldn't sleep now if I tried.
    Makes the night seem big and lonesome
        And my throat feels sore inside.
    How my Annie used to sing it!
        And it sounded good and gay.
    Nights I drove her home from dances
        When the east was turning gray.

    Yes, "her brow was like the snowdrift"
        And her eyes like quiet streams,
    "And her face" — I still can see it
        Much too frequent in my dreams;
    And her hand was soft and trembly
        That night underneath the tree,.
    When I couldn't help but tell her
        She was "all the world to me."

    But her folks said I was "shif'less,"
        "Wild," "unsettled.,"— they was right,
    For I leaned to punchin' cattle
        And I'm at it still tonight.
    And she married young Doc Wilkins—
        Oh my Lord! but that was hard!
    Wish that fool would quit his singin'
        "Annie Laurie" out on guard.

    Oh I just kaint stand it thinkin;
        Of the things that happened then.
    Good old times, and all apast me!
        Never seem to come again—
    My turn? Sure.  I'll come a runnin'.
        Warm me up some coffee, pard—
    But I'll stop that Jim from singin'
        "Annie Laurie" out on guard.

                        --Badger Clark

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Re: A Story to make you smile & let you know what women actually want.. :)
« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2013, 03:40:15 AM »
Okk I will post something for you..but I dont write nice in English..This was nice & funny..I liked it.. 8)

plz read this..sorry for the delay.. http://www.filmspotting.net/forum/index.php?topic=11120.840
« Last Edit: January 17, 2013, 04:02:07 AM by rajeevsingh »