Author Topic: Remove one character off a title, then write a short synopsis of the new movie  (Read 7583 times)

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The Place Beyond the Pins - A desperate sewing circle turns to robbing banks as a way to provide for their families.

Ed Dragon - A sheltered Canadian competes in shady kung-fu tournament

Jack the Giant Layer - gay porn, one assumes

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Sven Samurai - Ingmar Bergman film with Max von Sydow as a lone Swedish warrior looking for existential meaning to his life.

A*S*H - Truman decides to nuke the commies, Russia retaliates and the whole world goes up in flames in the aftermath of the Korean War

Plane of the Apes - Michael Bay remake of Con Air, but with Orangutans, Gorilla's, Chimpanzees and Clint Eastwood in the Nicholas Cage role. Clint is confused, he thought Bay was making Every Which Way But Up.

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Once Upon a Tim in the West - Now that Don Knotts has died, Tim Conway goes it alone in another western comedy. In the opening scene, he's met at a secluded train station by Mr. Tudball, Ensign Parker. and Dorf.

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Battlehip - With an aging population and medicare costs skyrocketing, the US the government implements a Hunger Games-style tournament for baby-boomers. Only the survivors receive the hip replacements they've been waiting for.

Pa's Labyrinth - In the fascist Spain of 1944 and old man with no imagination has very boring dreams.

Hotel Wanda - Even in the face of genocide stubborn old Wanda refuses to close her hotel. Makes pancakes, not war.

Even Years in Tibet - A young idealist keeps changing his mind and never achieves enlightenment.

The Fur Feathers - A look at the annual migration of Duck-Billed Platypuses as they clumsily plod their way south.

28 Days Late - A stubborn blind-dater refuses to leave the pub.

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28 Days Late - A stubborn blind-dater refuses to leave the pub.

I laughed audibly.
My TV ain't HD / that's too real

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This thread was basically made for smirnoff. (But everyone else came up with some good ones)

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I'm having fun with everyone elses. In awe of Sven Samurai. :))

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Hahaha yeah Sven Samurai is one of the best so far ;D

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Transpotting - A new type of sexuality is on the horizon and it has military gaydar stymied.

The Bi Lebowski - The dude explores, man.

L.A. Confidental - The city is in a panic when word leaks out about huge doses of flouride in the water supply.

A Canner Darkly - Robert Downy Jr. stands in the dark, cans stuff, and makes comments to himself.

A Simple Pan - 3 misfit wanderers find a bag in the wreckage of a plain crash. The bag is full of pans. They go out of their way to keep it a secret.

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0 First Dates - A brooding and melancholic study of being forever alone.

Ocean's Elven - Ten elves and a token Asian hobbit join forces to stage a raid on Saruman's supply of mithril.

Men In Back - Gay porn flick.

Das Boo - The spine-tingling German horror film that's been shocking audiences around the world!

Dr. O - Crazed sex therapist creates a machine that will cause the entire population of the earth to have a simultaneous orgasm.

Mr. and Mrs. Sith - A jedi couple battles with their domestic struggles before learning they are both secret agents for the dark side.