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FYC 2013: Best Line
« on: March 18, 2013, 05:01:51 PM »
We'll keep this first post updated with whatever potential nominees get mentioned in the thread below.



BEST LINE

Note: Lines in blue are those with multiple mentions.

Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa
"That was soft rock cocaine enthusiasts Fleetwood Mac... and this, is Alan Partridge."
"Got to say, Pat - kids don't make you happy. Some of the unhappiest times of my life have been with my kids. I remember when we were on holiday on the beach in Prestatyn, the kids came over to me and said, 'Papa, papa - follow me!'... and, er... I followed them about 200 hundred yards across the sand dunes. When I got there - finally - all they'd done was dug a big hole. Miserable."
"Also I'll be asking which is the worst Monger - Fish, Iron, Rumour, or War."

American Hustle
"We should f**k, and then everything will be clearer."

Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
"It doesn’t matter who’s fault the break-up was. I was stubborn. You were like a mentally ill whore from the 1800’s."
"No offense, but you are a stupid asshole."
"Suicide makes you hungry. I don't care what anybody says."
"Is that your foot between my legs? Oh, it was my hand."

Behind the Candelabra
"I don't even have my own f—king face!"

The Bling Ring
"Let's go to Paris'. I wanna rob."

The Comedy
"I was reading this the other day, hobo dicks are cleaner than hospital scalpels."

Cosmopolis
"My prostate is asymmetrical."
"You absolutely reek of sexual discharge."

Don Jon
"You're a retarded person, and you're driving a f—king car!"

Epic
"It's great! When I grow up I'm going to wish I had done more with my life, sonny."  CONTEXT

Fast & Furious 6
“How did you know there'd be a car there to break our fall?"

Frances Ha
"Oh, sorry. I'm not a real person yet."
"Undateable!"

Frozen
"Somebody's got to tell him."

Gimme the Loot
"You depressed? They discontinue Fruity Pebbles?"

The Grandmaster
"Remember when I told you that there is nothing to regret in life? It's all bullshit. If life had no regrets it would be really boring."

The Great Gatsby
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."

Her
"Choke me with the dead cat!"
"You are part man and part woman. Like there's an inner part that's woman. "
"Sometimes I think I have felt everything I'm ever gonna feel. And from here on out, I'm not gonna feel anything new. Just lesser versions of what I've already felt."
"The past is just a story we tell ourselves."

House of Tolerance
"My only books are Sade's diaries and the Bible, and I haven't read the Bible."

The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
"Remember who the real enemy is."
"I am still betting on you, girl on fire."

I Declare War
"There is no relationship between social status and dog blowjobs."
"Why is this game consortium so interested in my dick?"

Inside Llewyn Davis
"Where is his scrotum?"
"I just don't see a lot of money in it."
"Oh God, I f–ckin' hate f–ckin' folk music!"

Iron Man 3
"Dads leave all the time. Don't be a pussy about it."
"Honestly, I hate working here. They are so weird."

Like Someone in Love
"When you know you may be lied to, it's best not to ask questions."

The Lone Ranger
"Coming in here we did happen to notice a number of fairly serious health code violations. With evidence of livestock on the premises, inadequately marked fire escapes and a fairly sinister looking jar of pickles on the bar."

Lore
"Child, you smell like death."

Lovelace
"If I want your opinion, I'll ask you how my cock tastes."

Mud
"Get right back in there and get your tip wet."

Nebraska
"I ain't fiddlin' with no cow titties, I'm a city girl!"

Out of the Furnace
"Am I supposed to be a-scared of him because he sucks on a lollipop?"

Pain & Gain
"I feel like I look good."
"You know who invented salad? Poor people."
"I'm hot! I'm big!"
"My name is Daniel Lugo, and I believe in fitness."
"Don't eyeball me! I've seen your mother driving up and down these streets looking at me! I'll be your stepfather in about a week!"
"I don't just want everything you have. I want you not to have it."
"This one time, in Hong Kong, I had to live in a tree for like a week."

The Place Beyond the Pines
“If you ride like lightning, you're going to crash like thunder.”

Sightseers
"That is not my vagina"

The Spectacular Now
"Mom, get off my motherf—king back!"
"Are you kidding? That's awesome."

Spring Breakers
"Look at my shit!"
"I got Scarface. On repeat. SCARFACE ON REPEAT. Constantly, y'all."
"I got my dark tanning oil."
"Spring Brayyyyk... forever..."

Syrup
"Sex is biology; sex appeal is marketing. It's not the naked body that's exciting...it's the possibility."

This Is the End
"Dear God. I'd like to pray to you for a second. It's me, Jonah Hill ... from Moneyball."

The To-Do List
"You had me at eating pussy."

To the Wonder
"You shall love, whether you like it or not."
"The man who makes a mistake can repent. But the man who hesitates, who does nothing, who buries his talent in the earth, with him he can do nothing."

Warm Bodies
"Bitches, man."

The Way Way Back
"My niece got raped in October. Not even food courts are safe anymore."

The We and the I
"This is not Six Flags; this is not a moment."

We're the Millers
"Give me something that says, I get up every morning at 5:30am and commute an hour and a half to some bullshit job, where my jack-off boss expects me to kiss his balls all day just so I can afford to keep my ungrateful, screaming kids decked out on Dora the Explorer shit and my wife and her fat-ass' self-help videos until the day I finally get the courage to wake-up and put a shotgun in my mouth."

The Wolf of Wall Street
"Sell me this pen."
"I'll tell you what: I'm never eating at Benihana again. I don't care whose birthday it is."
"Then I remembered that I'm rich in a country where everything is for sale."
"I want you to solve your problems by getting rich."

The World's End
"We’re going to see this through to the bitter end. Or… lager end."
"A man of your legendary prowess drinking rain!"
"What the f—k does W.T.F. mean?"
"No one in the last 15 minutes has come up with a better name than Smashy Smashy Egg Men."

Note: Lines in blue are those with multiple mentions.
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Re: FYC 2013: Best Line
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2013, 08:46:30 PM »
Warm Bodies

"Bitches, Man"
I actually consider a lot of movies to be life-changing! I take them to my heart and they melt into my personality.

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Re: FYC 2013: Best Line
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2013, 09:08:28 PM »
Spring Breakers

"Look at my shit!"
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Re: FYC 2013: Best Line
« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2013, 12:47:59 PM »
The Spectacular Now:
"Mom, get off my motherf--king back!"
"Are you kidding? That's awesome."

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Re: FYC 2013: Best Line
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2013, 07:18:21 AM »
Spring Breakers

"Check out my shit!"

Pretty positive it's "Look at my shit!" as this clip can attest to. I suggest possibly extending the quote to be:

"Look at my shit! I got shorts, every CINECAST!in color."

or it can just be "Look at my shit!" for brevity's sake.

Like Someone in Love

“When you know you may be lied to, it's best not to ask questions."

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Re: FYC 2013: Best Line
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2013, 06:18:36 PM »
Armo is correct.

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Re: FYC 2013: Best Line
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2013, 08:17:17 PM »
SPRING BREAKERS

I got Scarface. On repeat. SCARFACE ON REPEAT. Constantly, y'all.

I got my dark tanning oil.

Spring Brayyyyk... forever...

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Re: FYC 2013: Best Line
« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2013, 06:56:56 PM »
Pain & Gain
- "I feel like I look good"

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Re: FYC 2013: Best Line
« Reply #8 on: May 02, 2013, 09:55:40 AM »
Pain And Gain

"You know who invented salad? Poor people."

"I'm hot! I'm big!"

"My name is Daniel Lugo, and I believe in fitness."

"Don't eyeball me! I've seen your mother driving up and down these streets looking at me! I'll be your stepfather in about a week!"

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Re: FYC 2013: Best Line
« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2013, 08:38:41 PM »
Gimme the Loot

"You depressed? They discontinue Fruity Pebbles?"
"Time is the speed at which the past decays."

 

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