We should keep best line for Sightseers alone.
"This is not my vagina!"
"You were a mistake."
"Report that to the National Trust."
"You didn't let him see you do number twos did you? Mystery, Tina, is a woman's sanctuary."
"It's ok, you can't help it. You're evil, maybe even a witch."
"How can he have an identity crisis when he's a stupid CINECAST!ing dog?"