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Top 5 Personal Most Quoted Lines
« on: December 13, 2006, 08:31:41 PM »
These are the lines you use in everyday conversations. Even if nobody understands what you are saying.

6. "I like. Very nice. How much?" Gotta love the Borat. It relates to anything you can possibly imagine.
5. "Don't everybody thank me at once." Classic. Star Wars
4. "Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?" Snakes can be anything, but usually something creepy. Raiders of the Lost Arc
3. "Shit... You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize." - Just replace shoot with any verb and you are good to go. Reservoir Dogs
2. "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" You gotta yell this one. Ignore the strange looks. LOTR:TFOTR
1. "We're not hosting an intergalactic kegger down here" AND "NYPD means I will Nock Yo Punkass Down." AND "You know the difference between you and me? I make this suit look good." Men in Black is like my Star Wars. It was released when I was 9, so I was the perfect audience. I still quote it to this day.
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« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2006, 08:55:00 PM »
1. "How am I funny?  Funny like a clown funny?  Do I amuse you?" Goodfellas.
2. "I love the smell of napalm in the morning." Apocalypse Now.  Although I usually replace napalm with something relating to the conversation.
3. "You gonna bark all day little doggie or are you gonna bite?" Reservoir Dogs.
4. "It will not be difficult Mein Fuhrer!"  Dr. Strangelove.
5. "That guy's crazy.  He stole diamonds once!" Cliffhanger.  Although not a very good film, me and my friend always quote lines from it.
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« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2006, 10:35:37 PM »
"Don't be that guy." - PCU
"Someday this war's gonna end." - Apocalypse Now
"Phone's ringing, Dude." - The Big Lebowski (along with about 50 other lines)
"He don't look Mexican . . .  Doesn't sound Mexican either." - Touch Of Evil
"We're gonna need a bigger boat."/"That's some bad hat, Harry." - Jaws
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« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2006, 08:42:35 AM »
5. "Why Don't you make like a tree and get outta here"

4. "We're gonna need a bigger boat"

3. "Of all the gin joints..."

2. "We're not in Kansas anymore"

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« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2006, 09:03:08 AM »
1. "Say man, You got a joint? Well it would be a lot cooler if you did" – Dazed and Confused (Insert anything in place of joint)
2. "You want a toe, I can get you a toe by 5 O'clock. With nail polish." –Big Lebowski
3. "See this system here? This is Hi-Fi... high fidelity. What that means is that it's the highest quality fidelity!" –Boogie Nights
4. "Put him in a body bag!" –Karate Kid
5. "Once it hits your lips, it's so good!" –Old School

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« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2006, 10:24:06 AM »
1. "Yes, have some" - Ghostbusters
2. "Try and guess what I am now" - Animal House
3. "Be the ball" - Caddyshack
4. "Right in the lumber yard" - Caddyshack (in answer to where did that go?)
5. "It rubs the lotion on it's skin...." - Silence of The Lambs
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« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2006, 11:05:54 AM »
"Looook, loook, look up'ere, look up'ere.  Hey! You GUYS!"  or something like that from Steve Martin in the Three Amigos.

"Inconceivable!" The Princess Bride, among a dozen others.

"Bring out the gimp." Pulp Fiction

"I want you inside me...oh, hey, from before." Wet Hot American Summer (actually laughed out loud just reading the quotes on IMDB.  My most quoted film).

"I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters." Wet Hot American Summer

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« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2006, 01:44:19 PM »
1.  "Oh my."  Annie's respose to Crash Davis' speech about among other things-long,slow,deep, soft, wet kisses that last 3 days in Bull Durham.

2. "Hey."  Jack to Karen in the fantasy bath sequence in Out of Sight.

3. "Oh God! I can't know that!"  Mal to Kaylee's nothin' twixt her nethers comment in Serenity

4. "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." in the Princess Bride.

5."Vegas, baby, Vegas" Trent in Swingers.

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« Reply #8 on: December 14, 2006, 02:00:34 PM »
I'm not saying I don't trust you, and I'm not saying I do. But I don't. -Hot Shots Part Deux

Sweep the leg! -Karate Kid

In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again? - Snatch

Allow myself to introduce... myself. -Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

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« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2006, 12:44:58 AM »
"Where's my dinner...?  Where's my dinner?!?", Pleasantville (insert anything in place of "dinner")

(tongue waggle) "Bitch.  Lesbian.", Scarface

"Yessir, Captain Tightpants!" and "Big Damn Heroes" (insert anything in the space of "heroes"), Firefly, technically a TV show, I know...

"Inconceivable!" and "No more rhymes now, I mean it!...", The Princess Bride

Also not a film, but Mr Crumpet and I will often get into quoting the lines from the song Tiger Woods by Dan Bern when we're being ridiculous...