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Re: Make up an Overly Pretentious Movie Title!
« Reply #20 on: July 20, 2014, 08:13:50 AM »
 :))

Rightfully so. My equation is that pretension makes me grumpy!
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Re: Make up an Overly Pretentious Movie Title!
« Reply #21 on: July 20, 2014, 10:36:24 AM »
Okay, here's the answers:

1. Audition  (She enjoyed his misery)
2. Delicatessen  (all of France was hungry)
3. A Serious Man (because the professor was useless "I didn't do anything")

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Re: Make up an Overly Pretentious Movie Title!
« Reply #22 on: July 20, 2014, 08:14:20 PM »
Colons Are Pretentious: Life of a Colon

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Re: Make up an Overly Pretentious Movie Title!
« Reply #23 on: July 20, 2014, 08:35:47 PM »
(From the same director.)

Ors are Pretentious, or A Documentation of The Amalgamation of the Letter 'O' and the Letter 'R'
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Re: Make up an Overly Pretentious Movie Title!
« Reply #24 on: July 24, 2014, 12:36:04 PM »
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Re: Make up an Overly Pretentious Movie Title!
« Reply #25 on: July 24, 2014, 12:42:22 PM »
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LOL
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Re: Make up an Overly Pretentious Movie Title!
« Reply #26 on: July 25, 2014, 07:25:29 AM »
Pretentiousness: Your Standing in It

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Re: Make up an Overly Pretentious Movie Title!
« Reply #27 on: July 25, 2014, 06:25:48 PM »
I didn't come up with this, it was a piece of graffiti in London a while back, but is a top contender for this thread:


As She Dances in the Widescreen of her Existence

"What should have been an enjoyable 90 minutes of nubile, high-school flesh meeting a frenzy of blood-caked blades, becomes instead an exploitational and complex parable of the conflicting demands of agrarianism and artistry. I voted a miss."

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Re: Make up an Overly Pretentious Movie Title!
« Reply #28 on: July 25, 2014, 08:43:00 PM »
Oh man that's just deep.
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Re: Make up an Overly Pretentious Movie Title!
« Reply #29 on: July 30, 2014, 03:54:44 PM »
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I think I'd love how awkward it'd be, or how awkward it should be.