Has to be new, so inb4 "The Tree of Life" or "Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives". Hardy har har you uncreative jokesters.
And yes, I hate the term pretentious, but this all in tongue in cheek! Already, from Facebook I got from myself and friends:
Tears of a Dead God
The Love They Deserved
Gémissement et Fromage
The Dull Ache of a Satisfactory Life
Her Eyes Were Watching the Whales
A Diet of Condensed Apathy