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Re: 5 Worst of 2014 That You Watched
« Reply #40 on: September 18, 2015, 04:38:11 PM »
5. Heaven is For Real- Manipulative and in-artful to the core.

4. Draft Day- NFL propaganda that doesn't understand the NFL

3. A Million Ways to Die in the West- Throws two million jokes at the board and only about five hit.

2. Transformers: Age of Mark Walhberg as a Scientist- Michael Bay hates humanity.

1. Sabotage- Listen up, y'all it's... a terrible movie that is really misogynistic, racist, dumb, and gross.

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Re: 5 Worst of 2014 That You Watched
« Reply #41 on: September 18, 2015, 06:12:54 PM »
3. A Million Ways to Die in the West- Throws two million jokes at the board and only about five hit.
Perhaps a few years from now, someone will write about how the jokes are so subtle audiences missed them. I counted more jokes in the trailer than the actual film. Don't know how that happened.

1. Sabotage- Listen up, y'all it's... a terrible movie that is really misogynistic, racist, dumb, and gross.
All four of those last adjectives apply, but I'm certain those were deliberate decisions, not wild miscalculations. They came together to create an uber-macho thriller with an aggressiveness I enjoyed.

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Re: 5 Worst of 2014 That You Watched
« Reply #42 on: September 18, 2015, 08:51:07 PM »
I can confirm that Draft Day and Million Ways to Die in the West really sucked. Haven't seen the other three on your list.

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Re: 5 Worst of 2014 That You Watched
« Reply #43 on: September 30, 2015, 09:19:58 AM »
5. Lucy - Perfect example. I'm sure there are 25 films with a wide release worse than Lucy - Transcendence? Trans4ormers? - but this was lazy, shoddy filmmaking with no payoff.

I thought that one had at least visual merit even though I didn't like it much either.
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Re: 5 Worst of 2014 That You Watched
« Reply #44 on: September 30, 2015, 09:21:31 AM »
My lowest rated films for the year are both Captain America: The Winter Soldier and The Lego Movie lower (at 71). Both these ratings may have been affected by higher expectations.

Those are two of my favourite from last year.
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Re: 5 Worst of 2014 That You Watched
« Reply #45 on: December 14, 2015, 01:08:08 PM »
1. Fury - (I was surprised by how horrible this movie was, and I really thought I was going to like it!)
2. Love, Rosie
3. Just Before I Go
4. The November Man
5. The Monuments Men
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