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Re: Write a Six Word Review
« Reply #20 on: February 04, 2015, 03:05:04 PM »
Holy crap, is that Ted Danson?

 ;D I like it.
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Re: Write a Six Word Review
« Reply #21 on: February 04, 2015, 03:14:33 PM »
Film/ war, all over after D-Day.

(Paul Giamatti running is really funny)
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Re: Write a Six Word Review
« Reply #22 on: February 04, 2015, 03:50:22 PM »
2001 - Really elaborate film about retirement homes.

Saving Private Ryan - Premise shakier than Tom Hank's hands.

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Re: Write a Six Word Review
« Reply #23 on: February 04, 2015, 04:16:49 PM »
Shaving Ryan’s Privates was way hotter.
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Re: Write a Six Word Review
« Reply #24 on: February 05, 2015, 02:11:02 AM »
Unforgettable short.  There was a feature?
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Re: Write a Six Word Review
« Reply #25 on: February 05, 2015, 04:12:14 AM »
The book end ruined everything.
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Re: Write a Six Word Review
« Reply #26 on: February 05, 2015, 09:15:06 AM »
Justly beaten by Shakespeare In Love.

Spielberg, oi with the bookends already.
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Re: Write a Six Word Review
« Reply #27 on: February 05, 2015, 10:20:43 AM »
Today's film:

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Re: Write a Six Word Review
« Reply #28 on: February 05, 2015, 10:41:50 AM »
I can't speak about Fight Club.

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Re: Write a Six Word Review
« Reply #29 on: February 05, 2015, 10:54:09 AM »
Satire? Don't tell the frat boys.

 

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