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If my life were a Disney movie...
« on: August 11, 2015, 10:58:00 AM »
The rules are simple : how would your life differ if you could apply to it the common rules of (animated) Disney movies ? I'll start :

I my life were a Disney movie...

...I could kiss sleeping girls without getting into trouble ; and they would actually thank me later.
...people wouldn't look at me weirdly in the metro when I break into song and would actually join in.
...my best friend would be some urban animal like a pigeon or syphilis.
...I would almost definitely be the villain as I am neither a prince nor in the army.

(cheating) Bonus :

...I would get my midiclorian count tested.
...I would learn to build a suit that flies and shoots beams and stuff.
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Re: If my life were a Disney movie...
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2015, 11:23:49 AM »
 :D

That second one, I would make part of my list too. Great idea, DarkeningHumour! I'll give it some thought.
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Re: If my life were a Disney movie...
« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2015, 11:38:06 AM »
If my life were a Disney movie...

-I would save the day, and then my love interest would go end up with the handsome knight instead, because even Disney can't give me a happy ending.

#Hunchback #DarkDisney

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Re: If my life were a Disney movie...
« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2015, 12:03:58 PM »
Quasimodo gets a girl in the sequel...but I am not sure that is technically a Disney movie (I don't understand Disney sequels) so I don't know if that helps.
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Re: If my life were a Disney movie...
« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2015, 12:52:41 PM »
Haha, my review of Hunchback 2 was negative on it because it betrayed the courage of convictions of the first to not give the happy ending.

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Re: If my life were a Disney movie...
« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2015, 06:10:13 PM »
Trying to revive this. If my life were a Disney movie...

...I would become a vegetarian and PETA would become even more insufferable : «How can you eat animals, they SPEAK !»
...I would have an incredible adventure where I would meet my perfect soulmate and our love story would be the most romantic ever. Than some years later our child would have his own adventure and love story except of lesser quality and with inferior songs.
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Re: If my life were a Disney movie...
« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2015, 06:13:29 PM »
 :))
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Re: If my life were a Disney movie...
« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2015, 11:52:37 AM »
....my parents wouldn't be alive or around

That's morbid, but really look at all the animated films.

Snow White
Cinderella
Bambi
Little Mermaid (no mother)
Beauty and the Beast (no mother)
Aladdin
The Jungle Book
The Lion King (RIP Mufasa)
Tarzan
Frozen

I'm sure there are more, but that's what I can think of off the top of my head.
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Re: If my life were a Disney movie...
« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2015, 12:55:29 PM »
I would be a Jedi Knight.
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Re: If my life were a Disney movie...
« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2015, 01:28:22 PM »
Oh! I forget.

great choice
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