All hail the mighty State!
Hey Sandy, who would have thought my study partner and new best friend would come from these Olympics with a gold medal, eh
Such a fun happenstance!
You know, statistically speaking, the odds of you having a gold medal winning study partner and new best friend is astronomically higher than me. Did anyone from Utah win any medal whatsoever?
(We're kind of a winter sport place. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it!)