It can of bothers me that there isn't an official, set, finite list of questions.
Name: It is generally accepted that my parents got it wrong and should have named me Sheldon
Nationality: According to everyone I meet, always, English
Age: I've been 21 for years
What Celebrity do You Look Like Since You Don't Post Photos?: Benedict Cumberbatch meets Nick Cave, I'm told
Location: Europe, but it changes
University Education: Nothing useful
Job: Chief Smartass Officer at Nonsense, Inc.
Side Hustles: Professional Complainer, Part-Time Awkward Flirter, Pedant Extraordinaire
Girlfriend?: Yes, but she goes to another school
Filmspotters Met: jdc
Favourite City: Paris (2nd place - Florence)
Favourite Language: English
Favourite Hobbies/Activities: reading, movie/TV-watching (duh), puzzles, podcast-listening, cooking, baking, travelling, gaming (although I've pretty much given it up), brunching, going to the pub/bar, making fun of the French
Favourite Food: no idea
Favourite Drink: wine, cognac, martinis, Scottish peated whisky, the tears of my enemies, something without alcohol in it, I'm sure, but I cannot think of anything
Favourite Fiction Books: Les Liaisons Dangereuses, Os Maias, The Name of the Wind, Notre-Dame de Paris, anything Jeeves, The October Horse
Favourite Non-Fiction Books: Rubicon, Guns, Germs and Steel, Conquerors
Favourite Music: Bach, Mozart, Jack White, Queen, Pink Floyd, Mumford Sons, The Black Keys
Favourite Games: Total War Series, Elder Scrolls Series, Fallout Series, Supreme Commander,
Favourite Places in a City: bookshops, quiet parks, nice cafés
Most Attractive Physical Feature: There's one Chinese girl who loves my eyebrows
How Sarcastic Are You?: What's sarcasm?
Response to "How you doin'?": Joey doesn't share food!