Author Topic: Top 5 Worst Movie Titles  (Read 597 times)

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Top 5 Worst Movie Titles
« on: March 05, 2017, 12:21:37 AM »
...because I am drawing a blank.

HEY GUYS DO YOU WANNA GO SEE... THE SHACK?!

Is this like a place you bring people to murder?

NO BRUH IT'S A CHRISTIAN MOVIE

*runs*
« Last Edit: March 24, 2017, 01:52:18 PM by pixote »

Sandy

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It's from a book with the same title and yes, the shack is a place of murder.
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Totoro

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It's from a book with the same title and yes, the shack is a place of murder.

 :o

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It may be 4 a.m. and I might be drunk, but I have no idea what's going on here.

Totoro

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I made a joke about a movie that I honestly had no idea what it was about. Sandy told me that my joke was actually the plot of the movie.

I am now wide awake and don't know what to do with my life.

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I am getting drunk vibes from Totoro too. Have a fun weekend everyone.

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It's from a book with the same title and yes, the shack is a place of murder.

 :o

HA!

And it sold 22 million copies.
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Werckmeister Harmonies is the reigning champion of stupid titles, imo.

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Santa Claus Conquers the Martians is Mrs. oldkid's vote.

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QUACKSER FORTUNE HAS A COUSIN IN THE BRONX

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Quantum of Solace

Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'hoole

Bad Ass 3: Bad Asses on the Bayou  (a piece of art, this title)

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Ballistic: Ecks v. Sever
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Oh man, these ones in particular drive me up the wall.