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Who is going to lose an arm in the upcoming Episode VIII: The Last Jedi?

Rey
1 (11.1%)
Finn
1 (11.1%)
Kylo Ren
4 (44.4%)
BB8
0 (0%)
All of the above.
3 (33.3%)

Total Members Voted: 9

Author Topic: Disarmed and Dangerous  (Read 139 times)

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Disarmed and Dangerous
« on: May 05, 2017, 03:59:20 AM »
I am coming in a bit late for Star Wars Day celebrations, but it is still sort of but not really yesterday in Australia, and some members live there, so something something the magic of time zones.

We all know it is going to happen, it has never not, the only question is, who is it going to happen to?
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Re: Disarmed and Dangerous
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2017, 06:29:49 AM »
I did not think that BB8 had an arm to lose.

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Re: Disarmed and Dangerous
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2017, 01:52:16 PM »
So you think this trilogy will break away from the formula and not dismember its protagonist in the second episode? Interesting...
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Re: Disarmed and Dangerous
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2017, 04:45:18 PM »
As much as Force Awakens was just a poor remake of Star Wars, I am going with a change of approach in the new film.

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Re: Disarmed and Dangerous
« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2017, 05:12:47 PM »
I hope they go full Holy Grail.

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I think I'd love how awkward it'd be, or how awkward it should be.

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Re: Disarmed and Dangerous
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2017, 05:15:31 PM »
Adam Driver does not deserve that much hate. He's no Hayden Christensen.
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Re: Disarmed and Dangerous
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2017, 08:31:36 PM »
This poll is causing me to lose too much breath, laughing.  Must... stop... reading...
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Re: Disarmed and Dangerous
« Reply #7 on: May 06, 2017, 02:53:15 AM »
I went with Kylo Ren too. I just cannot see anyone willingly compromising the structural integrity of the wonder that is Daisy Ridley. Adam is going to be one rubbish Driver with just the one arm.

Or maybe they'll innovate this time around and chop a leg instead?
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Re: Disarmed and Dangerous
« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2018, 11:59:43 AM »
I just thought of this: no one lost an arm! Jonhson is breaking with tradition left and right. Technically, since C3PO got his arm back, we end up with more arms then we started with in VII.
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Re: Disarmed and Dangerous
« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2018, 12:44:43 PM »
Snoke

When Hux arrives at the throne room to find Snoke's top half on the floor, the bottom half tumbles out of the chair, but Snoke's left arm remains behind, separated from the body.
« Last Edit: January 07, 2018, 12:56:05 PM by 1SO »

 

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