I originally wrote this to be a roadmap of how your patience with the beginning will be rewarded, but in naming the Merry Musical sections and
SPOILING their surprise, this is now something better read after you see the film.
Call Me Madam (1953)Look at what it did to Samson
'Til he lost his hair he was brave
If a haircut could weaken Samson
They could murder me with a shave.I often love not telling my wife anything about what she's about to watch. I just hit play in in walks Ethel Merman followed by Donald O'Connor. Soon after comes Billy De Wolfe (Blue Skies, Dixie) then Vera-Ellen. Finally George Sanders completes the picture. And he sings! (I checked the credits. He sounds like Rossano Brazzi, but he's not dubbed.) "Geez Honey, this is quite a cast." I then told her it's an adaptation of a Broadway musical from the writers of Broadway's The Sound of Music, a show where Merman won the Tony, and the songs are by Irving Berlin.
This film is not lacking talent, but it sure takes awhile to get on its feet. The first four songs are okay at best, Vera-Ellen's first song is dubbed and she doesn't dance. Then comes "That International Rag" which Merman gives a lot of energy to, but the lyrics are basic and the choreography pedestrian. Up to here the highlights have been Merman's brassy Bette Midler joke delivery, a singing voice that pounds notes like a broken Idena Menzel and George Sanders.
As soon as "That International Rag" ends, DOC and V-E sneak away for a lovely dance to “It’s a Lovely Day Today” and suddenly all is right with the musical world. From here we get the insanity of DOC and Merman singing two different songs at the same time, a show-stopping dance with Vera-Ellen to which Mrs. 1SO commented the choreographer was being unfair to the cast with such complicated and exhausting steps, and Donald O'Connor doing a drunk dance with props and while popping balloons with his feet. This was the film being worthy of the talent.
RATING: ★ ★ ★ - Okay