Dear Filmspotting,
You owe me $2.15 and 10 minutes of my life for what you call funny. The only good part of Aftermath on Meadowlark Lane was the behind-the-scenes bit during the credits. It might have been funny had you not given away the premise and the best line, but like two 7-year-olds that have to explain in detail how you caught a frog with a cigar box and a dead fly, you had to blab. I accept all major credit cards and personal checks. Thank you in advance.
Sincerely,
Alex
P.s. If you have the chance, see the short "Happiness"