Coming soon to a theater near you...
The Real El Cantante starring Samuel Van Hallgren as a famous vocalist of badly sung love songs. Also starring Adam Kempanaar as his explotive manager, Carrie Van Hallgren as Sam's wife with... Christian Bale as Sam's drug dealer, Maggie Gyllenhaal as Sam's coked-out ho, and special guest... THE GREAT CHRISTOPHER WALKEN as his idol!!!!
See the rise and fall of The Real El Cantante coming to a theater near you.
I also loved that Werner Herzog joke.