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Re: Have You Ever...
« Reply #10 on: December 14, 2007, 12:15:37 AM »
Yeah. Let me tell you it sucks when you go from a private shower in your house to a communal-ish shower that you share with every guy on the floor. Now I sing in my head.

Have you ever farted and blamed it on a pet/friend?
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Re: Have You Ever...
« Reply #11 on: December 14, 2007, 11:33:52 AM »
  That's what you do....right?
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Re: Have You Ever...
« Reply #12 on: December 14, 2007, 11:40:43 AM »
No!  I fart and proudly proclaim, "I farted!" or "Do you smell that?!  I had garlic for lunch."

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Re: Have You Ever...
« Reply #13 on: December 14, 2007, 11:58:16 AM »
[one of y'all needs to pose a new question, right?]
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Re: Have You Ever...
« Reply #14 on: December 14, 2007, 12:19:05 PM »
Have you ever visibly sweat, with big rolling drops down your forehead, while giving a presentation?

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Re: Have You Ever...
« Reply #15 on: December 14, 2007, 12:21:02 PM »
Have you ever visibly sweat, with big rolling drops down your forehead, while giving a presentation?
I don't know for a fact, but I'm sure. I'm horrible giving presentations, at least ones I don't believe in.

Bought the same issue of a magazine twice?
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Re: Have You Ever...
« Reply #16 on: December 14, 2007, 12:36:43 PM »
No, I don't think so...

Peed your pants (as an adult)?

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Re: Have You Ever...
« Reply #17 on: December 14, 2007, 12:37:25 PM »
To a small extent, yes.

Pooped your pants as an adult?
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Re: Have You Ever...
« Reply #18 on: December 14, 2007, 12:44:18 PM »
I once laughed so hard that I pooped my pants, and that is a deep emotional hurt.

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  Yes - but I have since quit that line of work.

  Have you ever had a cheap one-night stand?
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Re: Have You Ever...
« Reply #19 on: December 15, 2007, 12:34:51 AM »
not a cheap one ;)...


Have you ever told a ridiculous lie just to see if you could get away with it?

 

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