*Prays for a 9th season of Curb Your Enthusiasm and a sequence or episode that involves the Oxford comma*
Susie: "What the—Larry, why are you dressed like the devil?!"
Larry: "The invitation said,
Please dress in red, white and blue. I went with the
red option!"
Susie: "It's a 4th of July barbecue, you dumb CINECAST!! How many people you see here dressed in solid red?!"
Larry: "I'm proving a point: nobody respects the Oxford comma anymore."
Susie: "Oxford?! Oxford?! What the CINECAST! do you know about Oxford?! You went to the University of Maryland!"
Larry: "It's a term!"
Susie: "A term?! For what?! For ruining my barbecue?!"
Larry: "It's a term for the serial comma! If you wanted me to wear red, white,
and blue, the invitation should have read,
Please dress in red—comma—
white—comma—
and blue."
Jeff: "He has a point."
Susie: "What the CINECAST! do
you know about commas?! You need Sammi's help reading the TV Guide! I'm done with this! Go check on the hot dogs. Try not to eat 'em all, you fat CINECAST!. And take Mr. Ketchup here with you..."