Dammit. You were supposed to take the bait, get all angry and all, "Nuh-uh!" And I'd be all like, "Yuh-huh!" And then I'd like fly. Like in a plane. To Chicago. And then I'd like sit on your head and fart. And then like you'd give me a wedgie. And then I'd like hit you in the kidney, causing serious renal failure. And then you'd turn yellow. And I'd be all, "HaHa!" And then like you'd get out of the hospital and skin my cats alive and hang them from meat hooks in my apartment. And then I'd like come into your classroom with a shotgun and blow the hands off the nearest teenager and carve out his eyes with a pairing knife. And then like, you'd rape my sister and cut off her head. And then I'd like realize how ridiculous this all was and I'd extend my hand to yours. And we'd get a beer. And we'd laugh and laugh and laugh.