That last question was dumb. This is better. Who introduced himself in this way:
"I am... a man-child crying out for love, an innocent orphan in the post-modern world. I'm a parasite, a social miscreant and seek only to gratify my basest and most immediate urges. My struggle is man's struggle. I transcend space and time...
Just kidding - I'm just one of those kids who make model airplanes and jerk off all the time."