When I think elusive, I think saltine.
When I think elusive, I think illuvial. Then I think about glaciers. Then I think about a Family Guy bit I saw last night. Then I think, "I wish Family Guy wasn't so referential. It hurts my brain sometimes." Then I think, "That wasn't a very original thought. Commenting on The Family Guy's referential humor is like commenting on Liberace's homosexuality." Then I think, "Was that an outdated reference?" Then I try to think of other similes, but it's hard to do while typing.
I just farted. Tee-hee.