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Re: Top 5 Off-putting Actors
« Reply #200 on: September 07, 2010, 10:24:32 AM »
Kiera Knightley's face is simply too big for Cinema.

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Re: Top 5 Off-putting Actors
« Reply #201 on: September 08, 2010, 04:11:37 PM »
Im sure she's a lovely girl, but she should have chosen a profession more suited to what nature gave her.... a dinner plate, maybe. Or Satellite Dish.

Minnie Driver suffers similarly with her massive head.
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Re: Top 5 Off-putting Actors
« Reply #202 on: September 09, 2010, 01:09:52 AM »
i never thought of minnie driver as having a massive head, just jawbones like a horse.

i'm sorry he's dead; he didn't deserve that; but at least now i don't have to watch jack lemmon do all that schtick that he did.

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Re: Top 5 Off-putting Actors
« Reply #203 on: April 07, 2017, 03:59:56 PM »
Never saw this one. I was just thinking of making a thread like this.

1. Paul Dano
2. Michael Pitt
3. Amy Schumer
4. Zach Braff
5. Edward Norton

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Re: Top 5 Off-putting Actors
« Reply #204 on: April 07, 2017, 04:20:27 PM »
4 out of 5 times, Tom Cruise.
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Re: Top 5 Off-putting Actors
« Reply #205 on: April 07, 2017, 07:37:44 PM »
Filmsack has a segment I enjoy, wherein the host Scott Johnson describes what he imagines different actors' breaths smell like. It's always hard to get it out of your head after you hear it. :)

1. Renee Russo. Every time I see her in a movie she looks like she's been sick and blowing her nose for 4 days. She was perfectly cast in Outbreak.
2. Old Peter O'Toole. The dude acted until he was like 300 years old. I saw a few performances from way late in his career and he had a confused, wide-eyed look that I recognized from visits to old-folks homes. It didn't feel right that he was still performing... like he didn't really know what he was agreeing to.
3. Modern Robert De Niro - His name in the credits will put me right off of seeing something at this point.

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Re: Top 5 Off-putting Actors
« Reply #206 on: April 07, 2017, 11:34:25 PM »
Is this list for terrible actors/actresses or weird looking ones?

A few of each:

Ben Affleck- Terrible
Keanu Reeves- Terrible and weird looking
Rachel McAdams- Terrible
Kate Hudson- Terrible and weird looking
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Re: Top 5 Off-putting Actors
« Reply #207 on: April 07, 2017, 11:39:13 PM »
I don't know, but I assume we've all granted each other permission to be shallow and judgemental in this thread. :)

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Re: Top 5 Off-putting Actors
« Reply #208 on: April 07, 2017, 11:40:04 PM »
Lol indeed
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Re: Top 5 Off-putting Actors
« Reply #209 on: April 08, 2017, 12:05:36 AM »
1. Aaron Taylor-Johnson
2. Charlie Sheen
3. Adam Sandler
4. Quinten Tarantino
5. Jaden Smith