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Miscellania From The Internets
« on: February 19, 2008, 10:38:51 PM »
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Re: Miscellania From The Internets
« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2008, 10:45:28 PM »
Do You Dress Like A Douchebag?

For the record, I don't.  8)
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Re: Miscellania From The Internets
« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2008, 09:43:21 AM »
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« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2008, 12:00:51 PM »
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Re: Miscellania From The Internets
« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2008, 02:22:32 PM »
Hey, nice marmot!

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Re: Miscellania From The Internets
« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2008, 04:30:29 PM »
I dig it!!!

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Re: Miscellania From The Internets
« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2008, 05:17:12 PM »
Not that I saw.
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Re: Miscellania From The Internets
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Re: Miscellania From The Internets
« Reply #9 on: February 20, 2008, 07:28:49 PM »
Speaking words of wisdom: D'oh! Homer's gems.

    * "You don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way.*

    * "Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel."

    * "Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try*

    * "Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me?"

    * "Here’s to alcohol, the cause of — and solution to — all life’s problems.

    * "When will I learn? The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV!"

    * "How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"

    * "Old people don’t need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use."

    * "Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true!"

    * "Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night."

    * "You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don’t work out in real life, uh, Christianity!"

    * "Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races."

    * "Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get."

    * "Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."

    * "Trying is the first step towards failure."

    * "You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on."

    * "Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake IDs."
 
    * "What is mind?  No matter.  What is matter?  Nevermind."

    * "Oh, I’m in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I don’t have to listen to myself. I’m drunk!"
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