Blade 1 and 2 are the only two movies with vampires that I can recall enjoying. Though I've never seen Twilight, or an episode of Buffy, or much else to be honest. So maybe my problem is I'm not watching the right stuff. I didn't even like Count Chocula as a kid... and I LOVE cereal in general.
Zombies on the other hand, I enjoy. Fast or slow. I think the slow zombies knew what they were doing though. They weren't moving slow, they were sneaking! Notice the uncanny ability to get positioned right where someone will back into them. They aren't as dumb as they look. Vampires are way too self-absorbed for that sort of thing. So busy brooding they don't even notice the 100ft shadows they cast all over the place. They just think they're sooo cool.
Worm, you got riled up about how much of a non vampire fan I am
I don't know if I'm the right man for the job.