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Speed Racer
« on: May 09, 2008, 03:06:43 AM »
Here he comes, here comes Speed Racer. He’s a demon on wheels.

The all to familiar lines reinterpreted 5 or so times during this film and running during the closing credits had a dozen or so hipster kids dancing in the IMAX isles and singing along as their nostalgia trip was aided by a little Wachowski LSD.  Of course like most trips you start out with awe and anticipation and close with rapture as the destination finally comes into view 2.25 hrs later but there sure are some stretches in the middle when you’re about to fall asleep.

But let’s gush for just a bit.  I spent the first 20 minutes of this film totally slack-jawed by the candy colored eye feast that sat before me.  A solitary Speed sits in the locker room then cut to the track and real life in cartoon motion begins.  The film flits between several differing timepoints in an ADD firestorm of editing techniques that would leave Michael Bay speechless.  Collage, CG, 2-D, rotoscoping, wipes, slo-mo, ect.  The Wachowski’s throw a kitchen sink of fun at you in all colors of the rainbow.  Oh and the sound, much like a race track wipes from side to side along with the edits.  Finally things settle down and we start to follow a single plot line.  Unfortunately this is where the film get’s mired in its own story.  The whole thing deflates to the kind of long windedness that had so many pissed at the Matrix sequels and it lasts for a good hour until we finally se a second race.  For some reason the Ws like their baddie’s talkative which kinda kills their menacing powers.  Roger Allam hams it up the way the villain in a summertime kid’s flick should but they have him saying too much and the main crux of the story he tells Speed which partially motivates him the rest of the film rings hollow especially as it feels like it is not justifiably paid off with comeuppance for all involved.  I think the film would’ve moved along much better if this thread was totally abandoned.  To add some action in this wasteland they dream up an imaginary fight that Sprittle and Chim Chim have with a couple villains on TV which really feels out of place but does show their effort in bringing Manga style animation to an unanimated feature.  One of the most interesting things is how they incorporate Manga backgrounds and video game concepts.  At one point while Speed is flying through a track he is remembering a record his brother previously set – they show this via a shadow car that can be seen in many racing games that shows where you are in comparison to a previous time and it’s a fantastic lift.

Of course you gotta have a big finale – and we get 2!!!  There is a penultimate multi-day rally race with a big ninja fight in the middle that really gets things going again and then the final race begins.  Just when you don’t think there are any visual tricks left that could impress you Speed flies down the track at colors mix, characters collage and action blends into an orgasmic explosion that just has to be seen… then Speed drinks milk.

For their part the cast is decent in their intentionally over the top roles.  Sarandon is completely wasted and Hirsch starts off pretty good but eventually falls as I feared he would in to uber-earnest territory which mirrors the tone of the film which starts out a family flick but then has some cursing (actual and bleeped) in the last 30 minutes or so which slightly hit the wrong note.  Despite that dragging middle and unevenness of the whole thing this is really something that has to be seen on the big screen – preferably the biggest one available… IMAX!

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Re: Speed Racer
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2008, 06:49:36 PM »
I just saw this and I must say this was a visual feast.

You do not see movies like this, this is a new experience. One that needs to be seen to be believed.

And the whole film can be summed up in one fantastic line be Christina Ricci

"Were those ninjas? Cool Beans!"

Hell yeah cool beans, this whole film is hopped up on ground cool beans snorted through a pixy stick.

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Re: Speed Racer
« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2008, 12:59:46 AM »
I really liked the colors and all the racing sequences and that most of the between races scenes were essentially an unending series of really cool wipes.  But the plot just went on way too long.  There was far too much of it for how simple it all really was.  Confused and bloated, not complex.  If the Wachowskis had cut out all but, say, 20 minutes of non-racing scenes, this would have been a really good movie.

My question: if Rex had plastic surgery to make him look like Matthew Fox, why does he need to wear a mask as well?
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Re: Speed Racer
« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2008, 01:47:55 PM »
Masks are cool.
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Re: Speed Racer
« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2008, 08:36:56 PM »

My question: if Rex had plastic surgery to make him look like Matthew Fox, why does he need to wear a mask as well?

My guess, because if he wears the mask to hide the new identity, if it were uncovered like he showed Speed, then it further hides his true identity.

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« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2008, 10:11:22 PM »
The best thing I can say about Speed Racer is it had a monkey in peoples clothes.  I love monkeys...
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Re: Speed Racer
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2008, 01:08:06 AM »

My question: if Rex had plastic surgery to make him look like Matthew Fox, why does he need to wear a mask as well?

My guess, because if he wears the mask to hide the new identity, if it were uncovered like he showed Speed, then it further hides his true identity.

So. . . . two masks?
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Re: Speed Racer
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2008, 09:35:32 AM »

My question: if Rex had plastic surgery to make him look like Matthew Fox, why does he need to wear a mask as well?

My guess, because if he wears the mask to hide the new identity, if it were uncovered like he showed Speed, then it further hides his true identity.

I think the plastic surgery angle is an invention of the Wachowskis - the mask IS Racer X - that would be like changing Batman's costume (putting nipples on it).... 
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Re: Speed Racer
« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2008, 12:09:03 PM »
took the nephews this weekend. overall ii think it was a little longbut they seemed to enjoy it :)

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Re: Speed Racer
« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2008, 03:33:59 PM »
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