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Steven O. Selsnik

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2030 on: January 05, 2010, 03:04:34 PM »
Women so concerned about their dainty behinds in public restrooms that they do the "toilet hover", but don't care that they just sprinkled the seat for the next person.

i never understood this, crabs can jump can't they?

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2031 on: January 05, 2010, 06:27:34 PM »
Facebook not allowing my to re-send friend requests that have been pending for months  >:(  >:(  >:(

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2032 on: January 05, 2010, 06:37:03 PM »
Facebook not allowing my to re-send friend requests that have been pending for months  >:(  >:(  >:(

Ever wonder WHY they're pending?
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2033 on: January 05, 2010, 06:38:18 PM »
Women so concerned about their dainty behinds in public restrooms that they do the "toilet hover", but don't care that they just sprinkled the seat for the next person.

i never understood this, crabs can jump can't they?

I once got gonorrhea from a tractor
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2034 on: January 05, 2010, 06:41:42 PM »
Women so concerned about their dainty behinds in public restrooms that they do the "toilet hover", but don't care that they just sprinkled the seat for the next person.

i never understood this, crabs can jump can't they?

I once got gonorrhea from a tractor

I don't believe this.
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2035 on: January 05, 2010, 06:48:07 PM »
Facebook not allowing my to re-send friend requests that have been pending for months  >:(  >:(  >:(

Ever wonder WHY they're pending?

I know why, but two of my friends got through. I can slip under the barrier that is Thomas Bradley Gatewood. I think I'm just partial friends, which is odd. I still get status updates and all that stuff, I just can't write on the wall/comment on posts/read extended info. But my friends are full friends despite them knowing this dude as well as I do. What is this shit, ferris, what is this shit?

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2036 on: January 05, 2010, 06:48:29 PM »
Women so concerned about their dainty behinds in public restrooms that they do the "toilet hover", but don't care that they just sprinkled the seat for the next person.

i never understood this, crabs can jump can't they?

I once got gonorrhea from a tractor

I don't believe this.

It's true.  It was because I was wearing a bathing suit:

(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Burning_(Seinfeld))
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Steven O. Selsnik

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2037 on: January 06, 2010, 10:11:07 AM »
Women so concerned about their dainty behinds in public restrooms that they do the "toilet hover", but don't care that they just sprinkled the seat for the next person.

i never understood this, crabs can jump can't they?

I once got gonorrhea from a tractor
how did i miss this?

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2038 on: January 06, 2010, 06:40:31 PM »
non-geographic nations.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2039 on: January 06, 2010, 07:19:17 PM »
non-geographic nations.

you mean like "Red Sox Nation"?  :)
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