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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2350 on: February 03, 2010, 04:43:16 PM »
I'm a stealth lesbo.  Well aside from my penchant to announce it far and wide...  But as far as looks go.  I have hair and everything.  Don't do makeup though, but I never did.  I just have an excuse now.

Which reminds me of a conversation during one of the board games I played this weekend--we were playing Tales from the Arabian Nights, which is a storytelling game that kind of works like choose-your-own-adventure:

Me:  I'm going to open the door.

Person with game book: Um, is your character male or female?

Me: Female

PWGB:  Um, okay...you might want to make another choice.

Me: Why?

PWGB:  Because you are about to fall madly in love with a maiden.

Me: And?

PWGB:  ...

Me:  Have I mentioned that I'm gay?

(Unfortunately after I meet the maiden, she is killed in a fit of jealousy by her troll captor and I'm left grief-stricken for the remainder of the game, robbing me of the ability to use any of the talents I've accumulated.  So he was right, I didn't actually want to do that.)

Several turns later...

Another player:  Sheesh, are you still stuck on grief stricken?

Me:  Hey, she was hot!  I'm still very bummed.  Stupid troll.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2351 on: February 03, 2010, 04:45:15 PM »
I get it cut about once a year.
There's no deceit in the cauliflower.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2352 on: February 03, 2010, 05:27:24 PM »

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2353 on: February 03, 2010, 05:32:26 PM »

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2354 on: February 03, 2010, 05:39:16 PM »
You guys need one of these:

In and out in 10 minutes for S$10 (about US$7).

They have them setup on the street walks and sometimes in the middle of the malls.  I never used one though, it is a big window and people walking by can watch you.

I actually enjoy going for a haircut but then you find many places out here will wash your hair, give you scalp massage, shoulder and back massage as part of the deal.  Maybe its 10 minutes on the hair and 30 minutes of massage.  ok, I like to be pampered :P
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2355 on: February 03, 2010, 05:40:26 PM »
my roommate has a flowbee
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2356 on: February 03, 2010, 05:40:38 PM »
I get it cut about once a year.
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You know it. I figure if he can do the brit milah thing, my mop should be a breeze.
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2357 on: February 03, 2010, 07:00:38 PM »
Ties.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2358 on: February 03, 2010, 11:49:46 PM »
Bow Ties are worse! I just remember some awful gigs I did in the past when I had to wear one......
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2359 on: February 03, 2010, 11:57:38 PM »
Bow Ties are worse! I just remember some awful gigs I did in the past when I had to wear one......

i remember something about crotches and ears.