1. People who stop their cart in the middle of the grocery store aisle with zero awareness or consideration of anyone around them, take fifteen seconds to decide whether they really want those potato chips in their cart, decide that they don't, and leave the bag chips in the middle of an apple juice display.
2. People who, after emptying their convenience basket, stack it with the handles crossed, so that the next person can't add their basket to the stack without first uncrossing the other basket's handles.
3. People who can't be bothered to stack their basket right and instead just balance it precariously on top of the stack like they're playing Jenga and counting on the hope that when the tower inevitably falls it'll be after they're long gone.
4. Every other goddamn person in that yuppie store (except maybe the cute one in aisle five).
I think that place was just too upscale for me. I don't think I'll be going back.
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