Smug stay-at-home moms.
(And many of my Facebook "friends" fall under that designation, so a glance at Facebook = grumpy oad. Grrrr.)
Examples of postings in Facebook's "What's on your mind?":
"Yummy recipes over at my blog! [insert link]" - (sub-text: "I'm an amazing cook and these are the amazing things I make for my family. Yay me!")
"Fish tacos. A little wine. Apple crisp. Great neighbors to share it all with." - (sub-text: "Not only am I a fantastic, sophistocated cook, I also invite my neighbors who congratulate me on what I make. Yay me!")
"Sittin' around the kitchen with my boys, drinking Bellewood Acres apple cider. Yum." - (sub-text: "I'm a mom who spends quality time with her kids - we even go on outings to apple orchards and drink local cider, so I'm good about sustainable connections, too. Yay me!)
"First pony. [insert pic of infant with tiny ponytail on her head]" - (sub-text: "I have the cutest kid EVER! Yay me!"
"Burnt my butter, zit refuses to be disguised... but I've got my little family, it's a sunny FALL day, I have a cute-ish outfit on. All is well!" (sub-text: I'm really a very modest person - I admit my faults to everyone. Also, I'm a thankful person and I'm cute. Yay me!)
"The realtor just left - he told me I was a good housekeeper...... bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!" (sub-text: "My house could be on the cover of House Beautiful. Yay me!")
Sigh. This woman is really very nice in person. I don't know. I guess Facebook just nurtures narcissism. Or else, it nurtures my cynical nature. Ha.