I feel like I may be too lazy for this.
When films advertise their festival prize wins at the beginning.I'm already watching your movie! Stop trying to sell me!pixote
When a student tells me, "I have always been quite a good writer in my life." (Oh, well! The D's this past quarter were just a fluke, I guess. My bad.)
I don't think I ever went to my college teachers to ask for a higher grade.