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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2020 on: January 04, 2010, 05:42:30 PM »
Women so concerned about their dainty behinds in public restrooms that they do the "toilet hover", but don't care that they just sprinkled the seat for the next person.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2021 on: January 04, 2010, 06:43:54 PM »
You're not my father.

Oh but I am.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2022 on: January 04, 2010, 07:07:08 PM »
Women so concerned about their dainty behinds in public restrooms that they do the "toilet hover", but don't care that they just sprinkled the seat for the next person.

Ass gaskets ftw.


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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2023 on: January 05, 2010, 03:04:34 PM »
Women so concerned about their dainty behinds in public restrooms that they do the "toilet hover", but don't care that they just sprinkled the seat for the next person.

i never understood this, crabs can jump can't they?

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2024 on: January 05, 2010, 06:27:34 PM »
Facebook not allowing my to re-send friend requests that have been pending for months  >:(  >:(  >:(

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2025 on: January 05, 2010, 06:37:03 PM »
Facebook not allowing my to re-send friend requests that have been pending for months  >:(  >:(  >:(

Ever wonder WHY they're pending?
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2026 on: January 05, 2010, 06:38:18 PM »
Women so concerned about their dainty behinds in public restrooms that they do the "toilet hover", but don't care that they just sprinkled the seat for the next person.

i never understood this, crabs can jump can't they?

I once got gonorrhea from a tractor
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2027 on: January 05, 2010, 06:41:42 PM »
Women so concerned about their dainty behinds in public restrooms that they do the "toilet hover", but don't care that they just sprinkled the seat for the next person.

i never understood this, crabs can jump can't they?

I once got gonorrhea from a tractor

I don't believe this.
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2028 on: January 05, 2010, 06:48:07 PM »
Facebook not allowing my to re-send friend requests that have been pending for months  >:(  >:(  >:(

Ever wonder WHY they're pending?

I know why, but two of my friends got through. I can slip under the barrier that is Thomas Bradley Gatewood. I think I'm just partial friends, which is odd. I still get status updates and all that stuff, I just can't write on the wall/comment on posts/read extended info. But my friends are full friends despite them knowing this dude as well as I do. What is this shit, ferris, what is this shit?

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2029 on: January 05, 2010, 06:48:29 PM »
Women so concerned about their dainty behinds in public restrooms that they do the "toilet hover", but don't care that they just sprinkled the seat for the next person.

i never understood this, crabs can jump can't they?

I once got gonorrhea from a tractor

I don't believe this.

It's true.  It was because I was wearing a bathing suit:

(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Burning_(Seinfeld))
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