I'm a stealth lesbo. Well aside from my penchant to announce it far and wide... But as far as looks go. I have hair and everything. Don't do makeup though, but I never did. I just have an excuse now.
Which reminds me of a conversation during one of the board games I played this weekend--we were playing Tales from the Arabian Nights, which is a storytelling game that kind of works like choose-your-own-adventure:
Me: I'm going to open the door.
Person with game book: Um, is your character male or female?
PWGB: Um, okay...you might want to make another choice.
PWGB: Because you are about to fall madly in love with a maiden.
Me: Have I mentioned that I'm gay?
(Unfortunately after I meet the maiden, she is killed in a fit of jealousy by her troll captor and I'm left grief-stricken for the remainder of the game, robbing me of the ability to use any of the talents I've accumulated. So he was right, I didn't actually want to do that.)
Several turns later...
Another player: Sheesh, are you still stuck on grief stricken?
Me: Hey, she was hot! I'm still very bummed. Stupid troll.