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An Open Letter to ...
« on: June 14, 2008, 05:01:10 AM »
Dear Hidden Tracks,

Quit acting so childish.  I can see you.

Sincerely,

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2008, 11:09:09 AM »
Dear Time,

Go back.

Sincerely,

Basil
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2008, 02:32:37 PM »
Dear Craig Kilborn

Come back.

Sincerely,

Keith

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2008, 04:11:56 PM »
Dear Windows,

I hate you.

Sincerely,

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2008, 01:16:51 PM »
Dear Inspiration,

Strike.

Sincerely,

Basil
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2008, 01:19:32 PM »
Dear spare tire,

Stay or leave.  Didn't your mother tell you it's rude to lurk in doorways?

Sincerely,
Alex

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2008, 06:29:38 PM »
Dear this thread,

I like you.

Sincerely,

Basil
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2008, 09:42:50 PM »
Dear everybody,

Keep on keepin' on.

Love, Everybody else.
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #8 on: June 16, 2008, 01:59:06 AM »
Dear Kelly Clarkson

Thank you for being the most amazing person on earth. 

Sincerely,

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #9 on: June 16, 2008, 07:05:42 AM »
Dear Monday mornings,

Please stop sucking so much.

Thanks,
ses
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