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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #10 on: June 16, 2008, 07:25:58 AM »
Dear Jobs,

Please stop happening. Alternately, stop being so long.

Love,

Junior.
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #11 on: June 16, 2008, 09:06:42 AM »
Dear Liver,
I apologize for what I have done to you these past few years and admire your stamina.

In awe,
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #12 on: June 16, 2008, 09:19:15 AM »
Dear George Lucas,

Just Stop.

With Contempt,

This Guy
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #13 on: June 16, 2008, 10:01:00 AM »
Dear George Lucas,

While retroactively ruining everything you've done before, you somehow overlooked Howard the Duck. Please spend the rest of your time and money tinkering with that movie instead of the ones I like.

Sincerely,

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #14 on: June 16, 2008, 10:56:02 AM »
Dear 365 page Desk Calendar,

Please parse out the good bits over all of your pages instead of blowing them all in January.

Yours Truely,

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #15 on: June 16, 2008, 12:31:38 PM »
Dear you,

Post something.

Sincerely,

Basil
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #16 on: June 16, 2008, 12:34:12 PM »
Dear beginning,

Where are you?

Sincerely,

Basil
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #17 on: June 16, 2008, 07:05:42 PM »
Dear Twilight of My Existence,

I don't think we should see each other right now.
I have too many good things going to fit you in.

Nothing Personal,

~M
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #18 on: June 16, 2008, 08:45:10 PM »
Dear Clouds,

Please stop being photogenic. It's getting boring.

Love,

My blog readers.
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #19 on: June 17, 2008, 10:44:45 PM »
Dear stupid, slow internet,

Speed up.

Woefully yours,
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