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smirnoff

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #1110 on: June 18, 2010, 04:09:21 PM »
Dear guy sitting next to me on the bus,

Don't fart so much.

Yours truly,
matt

Dear matt,

How much would you like me to fart then? And be specific. How many cubic feet per minute of smelly air is acceptable?

Sincerely,
Guy sitting next to you on the bus

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #1111 on: June 18, 2010, 04:27:28 PM »
Had I known it was you, smirnoff, farts or no farts, I would have said hi.  :)
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #1112 on: June 18, 2010, 04:36:34 PM »
That's good to know. Flatulential freedom is a beautiful thing ;)

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #1113 on: June 21, 2010, 03:24:49 AM »
sorry about that...
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #1114 on: July 07, 2010, 12:39:20 PM »
Dear BBQ beef and BBQ pork,

There's room in my heart (and tummy) for both of you.

Love,
matt the hungry
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #1115 on: July 07, 2010, 02:00:28 PM »
matt the hungry hungry hippo

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #1116 on: July 27, 2010, 12:47:11 PM »
Dear those of you posting here,

I have a moviola. I am trained, you are not. If the shoe fits, wear it.

Sincerely,
matt the pedigreed movie watcher
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #1117 on: July 27, 2010, 12:48:44 PM »
Dear those of you posting here,

I have a moviola. I am trained, you are not. If the shoe fits, wear it.

Sincerely,
matt the pedigreed movie watcher

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #1118 on: July 27, 2010, 04:10:24 PM »
Dear Armond,

After reading only one of your reviews, I am inclined to dismiss anything else you've written as nothing more than a verbose neurosis of sorts.

Nothing...and I mean nothing...can justify you saying Jonah Hex was better than Toy Story 3.

Sincerely,

Sanity

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #1119 on: July 27, 2010, 05:47:59 PM »
Dear everyone on earth;


Please stop reading Armond White's garbage. It is pure trolling and written only to rile up people. Every time we talk about what a galactic moron he is, he wins.

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me