An Open Letter to ...

[smirnoff]

Dear guy sitting next to me on the bus,

Don't fart so much.

Yours truly,
matt

Dear matt,

How much would you like me to fart then? And be specific. How many cubic feet per minute of smelly air is acceptable?

Sincerely,
Guy sitting next to you on the bus

[mañana]

Had I known it was you, smirnoff, farts or no farts, I would have said hi. 

[smirnoff]

That's good to know. Flatulential freedom is a beautiful thing

[jdc]

sorry about that...

[mañana]

Dear BBQ beef and BBQ pork,

There's room in my heart (and tummy) for both of you.

Love,
matt the hungry

[roujin]

matt the hungry hungry hippo

[mañana]

Dear those of you posting here,

I have a moviola. I am trained, you are not. If the shoe fits, wear it.

Sincerely,
matt the pedigreed movie watcher

[FroHam X]

Dear those of you posting here,

I have a moviola. I am trained, you are not. If the shoe fits, wear it.

Sincerely,
matt the pedigreed movie watcher

Armond the movie watcher

[Kazaam]

Dear Armond,

After reading only one of your reviews, I am inclined to dismiss anything else you've written as nothing more than a verbose neurosis of sorts.

Nothing...and I mean nothing...can justify you saying Jonah Hex was better than Toy Story 3.

Sincerely,

Sanity

[Clovis8]

Dear everyone on earth;


Please stop reading Armond White's garbage. It is pure trolling and written only to rile up people. Every time we talk about what a galactic moron he is, he wins.

Signed;
me