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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #20 on: June 18, 2008, 02:02:45 PM »
Dear nappers,

Teach me.

Sincerely,

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #21 on: June 22, 2008, 08:23:23 PM »
Dear America,

Maybe I owe you an apology.  Maybe you're all right after all.

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #22 on: June 22, 2008, 08:27:10 PM »
Dear Acid Reflux,

I think it's time we split up. It's you not me.

~M
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #23 on: June 22, 2008, 08:29:16 PM »
Dear Acid Reflux,

I can't believe you cheated on me with Marty. We are SO over!

Bite me,

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #24 on: June 23, 2008, 08:14:43 AM »
Dear Acid Reflux,

I didn't know you were into women too.
Maybe I was wrong about us.

Call me,

~M
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #25 on: June 23, 2008, 10:45:59 AM »
Dear Spammers,

Occasionally I have to thank you for amazing lines like this:

"Obama grows great length through herbal supplements"

Yours Truly,
KK

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #26 on: June 23, 2008, 07:17:32 PM »
Dear Day From Hell,

I don't know how else to say this, so I will be direct:

You need to leave me alone. Stop following me. Go find someone else to share in your misery.

It will never work,

~M
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #27 on: June 23, 2008, 07:18:44 PM »
Dear Acid Reflux,

Why haven't you called?
Have you been seeing A?


Miss you,

~M
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #28 on: June 23, 2008, 09:08:33 PM »
Dear M,

Do you really expect me to put my life on hold for you? You can't wait to see me at 3:00 a.m. with beer breath and pizza in your teeth, but the next day you act like it was all meaningless? That really stings. Sometimes I wonder if you ever even liked hot wings?

Wondering if it was all a lie,

Acid Reflux





 
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #29 on: June 23, 2008, 11:45:24 PM »
Dear week-long headache,

You can go now.  I know I needed you to get out of that thing the other day, but it's over now.  Go find someone else.

xoxo