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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #50 on: June 28, 2008, 08:44:38 PM »
Dear Brewers,

Please don't move above a .500 record on the road.  Because then I'd have to really, truly believe in you, and watch all your games, and read every article about you, and I so don't have time for that.

Respectfully,

pixote

P.S. I believe all these issues can be resolved by activating Eric Gagne from the DL and returning him to the closer's role.  Please get right on that.
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #51 on: June 28, 2008, 08:49:35 PM »
To whom it may concern:

Please don't be difficult.

-Bas
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #52 on: June 29, 2008, 02:13:12 AM »
Dear Victoria Beckham,
You're alright with me. I know you're seen as useless and self-indulgent, and that may be true, but your stellar work with the Spice Girls pardons you from whatever crap you get into with the Cruise's.
Viva forever,
J5er
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #53 on: June 29, 2008, 06:17:31 AM »
Dear J5er,

Tell me what you want.  What you really, really want.

Yours
Becks.

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #54 on: June 29, 2008, 09:31:19 AM »
Dear Banana Cream Pie,

You are a sly and devious trickster who is only interested in your own consumption.
Quit flaunting your crust like a cheap tart who lets her thong creep out from beneath her jeans...

Oh yeah - you are cheap tart.

~Marty
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #55 on: June 29, 2008, 01:16:45 PM »
Dear Becks,
I wanna AH I wanna AH I wanna AH I wanna AH I wanna ZIGGA ZIGGA ZIGGA ZIGGA ZIG ZAG!
Sincerely,
J5er
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #56 on: June 29, 2008, 01:24:21 PM »
Dear Real Life,

Sorry I am not more excited to see you.  I enjoyed my vacation too much. 

ses
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #57 on: June 30, 2008, 08:17:59 PM »
Deer halapeeno Cheezburgr,

I can haz you...oh hai asid rephlux!

Lolz
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #58 on: July 07, 2008, 08:13:56 PM »
Dear Patience,

Become me.

Sincerely,

Basil
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #59 on: July 07, 2008, 08:18:54 PM »
Dear Sense of Self Worth,

It's been a long hard day - where's the little tube so I can re-inflate you?

Seriously,

~M
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