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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #60 on: July 07, 2008, 08:39:31 PM »
Dear Marty,

I think I lost the tube under the couch. Sorry for deflating on you.

-SoSW
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« Reply #61 on: July 07, 2008, 09:02:43 PM »
Dear I-70,

You're HELL in the rain.

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« Reply #62 on: July 07, 2008, 10:02:37 PM »
Dear God,
If you're up there, strike down Tim Allen as a sign, please?
Thanks,
Someone
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« Reply #63 on: July 07, 2008, 10:06:28 PM »
Dear J5er,

Tim Allen gets a pass because of Galaxy Quest...and Toy Story (I & II).

To Infinity and Beyond,

~G
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« Reply #64 on: July 08, 2008, 10:14:02 PM »
Dear National League,

All your base are belong to us.

Sincerely,

The Brewers of Milwaukee
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« Reply #65 on: July 11, 2008, 07:21:04 PM »
Dear Brett,

I actually think you've handled this great.  By retiring, you let me mentally move on to the Aaron Rodgers era (*shudder*) and now, a few months later, I'm actually excited at the prospect of watching you play for another team.  It'd be amazing, actually, to finally be able to watch you play without caring about how a dumb interception might cost the Packers the game.  Have as many 3 TD, 3 INT games for the Ravens as you want; I'd be tuned in every week with a smile on my face.

Going to a NFC team would be awkward, though.  Try to avoid that, k?  Montana and Chiefs is a good model.  (And he's still considered one of the greatest ever, right?  So, yeah, ignore all that 'tarnish your legacy' nonsense.)

See you on Sundays!

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #66 on: July 12, 2008, 10:32:10 AM »
Dear Metra,
You actually made the Chicago Transit Authority look good. Congrats!

SCW

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« Reply #67 on: July 12, 2008, 11:10:44 AM »
Dear 10th job interviewer ,
I sit through you silly characters study and answer the CINECAST!ing same questions over and over (my favorite : Tell me a few things about yourself that you would change?  What, aside from drowning cats and killing people who ask me silly CINECAST!ing questions?).

The interview is like a stage play that you have to make up in your head.  Sometimes you have to be funny, other times you have to be as serious as a tax collector.  What I have come to believe in my heart of hearts is that the interview has almost nothing to do with the job that you ultimatly have to do.   In fact, I pretty much know when I am going to be called back 5 minutes into your stupid interview.  I've killed interviews just so that I don't have to spend another minute looking at your face or answer your questions any longer.
Hell is an interview that never ends.

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« Reply #68 on: July 12, 2008, 09:14:30 PM »
Dear App Store,

You are awesome. I always wanted my iPod to be a lightsaber.

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Im not a quitter, Kimmy! I watched Interstellar all the way to the end!

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« Reply #69 on: July 13, 2008, 12:46:09 AM »
Dear Blue M&Ms,

I still hate you.  You'll never replace Tan.  Not in my heart.

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