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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #940 on: December 03, 2009, 02:07:39 PM »
Logical progression of ideas? I spit in the face of a logical progression of ideas!

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #941 on: December 03, 2009, 02:56:35 PM »
Logical progression of ideas? I spit in the face of a logical progression of ideas!
You mean,

Ideas of progression logical? Logical face in a spit I of a progression idea!

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #942 on: December 03, 2009, 02:58:41 PM »
Logical progression of ideas? I spit in the face of a logical progression of ideas!
You mean,

Ideas of progression logical? Logical face in a spit I of a progression idea!

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #943 on: December 03, 2009, 03:01:33 PM »
Logical progression of ideas? I spit in the face of a logical progression of ideas!
You mean,

Ideas of progression logical? Logical face in a spit I of a progression idea!

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #944 on: December 03, 2009, 03:49:50 PM »
taking AOD's lead


Dear 18-40 year old male seeking software support,

if you would stop accessing porn on your computer, my software would run much faster on your machine.  As much as you lie to me and say you never use your work laptop for personal stuff I don't believe you.  Clearing your browsing history is not nearly enough to keep me from finding out...

Sincerely
your friendly neighborhood programmer
« Last Edit: December 03, 2009, 03:58:44 PM by ferris »
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #945 on: December 03, 2009, 03:54:19 PM »
Logical progression of ideas? I spit in the face of a logical progression of ideas!

However, illogical progression, on the other hand...
"Time is the speed at which the past decays."

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #946 on: December 03, 2009, 03:56:12 PM »
taking AOD's lead


Dear 18-40 year old male seeking software support,

if you would stop accessing porn on your computer, my software would run much faster on your machine.  As much as you lie to me and say you never use your work laptop for personal stuff I don't believe you.  Clearing your browsing history is not nearly enough to keep me from finding out...

Sincerely
your friendly neighborhood programmer

Dear Ferris,

Sorry.

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I actually consider a lot of movies to be life-changing! I take them to my heart and they melt into my personality.

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #947 on: December 03, 2009, 03:59:26 PM »
taking AOD's lead


Dear 18-40 year old male seeking software support,

if you would stop accessing porn on your computer, my software would run much faster on your machine.  As much as you lie to me and say you never use your work laptop for personal stuff I don't believe you.  Clearing your browsing history is not nearly enough to keep me from finding out...

Sincerely
your friendly neighborhood programmer

Dear Ferris,

Sorry.

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Lol!
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #948 on: December 03, 2009, 04:05:39 PM »
Noke'

Here's the mic - take it away.

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #949 on: December 04, 2009, 03:46:53 PM »
Dear ferris' oldest son,

It was about slavery.

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