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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #30 on: June 23, 2008, 11:48:13 PM »
dear acid reflux,

thank you for being untapped comedy gold.

~ kw

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« Reply #31 on: June 23, 2008, 11:56:03 PM »
Dear Fancy Feast,

I just saw another commercial for your "restaurant-inspired food for cats," and it reminded me of a question I've been meaning to ask for years—

Are you frickin' serious?

Sincerely,

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« Reply #32 on: June 24, 2008, 12:09:59 AM »
Dear Pixote,

Mmm...




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« Reply #33 on: June 24, 2008, 11:51:35 AM »
Dear A,

You are all fancy talk when we are alone - eating sausage, pizza and Slim Jims - but who is this Pepto Bismo bitch you run off to before you go to bed???
Yes, I know all about PB and her fancy pink outfits.
She makes you forget all about me doesn't she?
I CAN'T BELEIVE THIS - I DUMPED M FOR YOU!!!!!

Please just tell me this a phase you are going through (like in college).

I need you to need me,

Acid Reflux
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« Reply #34 on: June 24, 2008, 11:54:00 AM »
Dear three people who read my blog,

Get ready, tonight's gonna be a doozy.

Love, me.
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« Reply #35 on: June 24, 2008, 05:46:30 PM »
Dear M,

I don't know why we let Acid Reflux come between us. I thought AR would always be there for me, but has really only caused me more pain. M, I think you feel the same. Want to get together for a nice salad and leave AR behind? I know we'll be happier in the long run.

To new beginnings,

~A



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« Reply #36 on: June 24, 2008, 06:05:27 PM »
A,

I agree - AR has caused me nothing but pain.
It don't know why AR has come between us but (and I feel this in my gut) I don't think AR has our best interests in mind.
The salad sounds delightful.
Also I want you to meet a friend of mine: Zantac.

To old friends (and new),

~M
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« Reply #37 on: June 24, 2008, 06:22:04 PM »
Dear A and M,

I know you have been colluding behind my back. You better watch out because I'm going to come for both of you and when I do, it's going to hurt. I know you can't live without me. Think twice before you order from your favorite pizza place. I'll be waiting.

Forever burned,

Acid Reflux



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« Reply #38 on: June 24, 2008, 11:56:01 PM »
Dear Simple Machines Forum,

It'd be cool if, in your next version, you update it so that the percentages in multiple-selection polls are based on total voters, not total votes.  'Cause results like this don't make a lot of sense.

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #39 on: June 25, 2008, 01:06:58 AM »
Dear 24hr Pharmacy,

You get me.

Cheers-
K2

 

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