Dear A,
You are all fancy talk when we are alone - eating sausage, pizza and Slim Jims - but who is this Pepto Bismo bitch you run off to before you go to bed???
Yes, I know all about PB and her fancy pink outfits.
She makes you forget all about me doesn't she?
I CAN'T BELEIVE THIS - I DUMPED M FOR YOU!!!!!
Please just tell me this a phase you are going through (like in college).
I need you to need me,
Acid Reflux