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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #100 on: July 28, 2008, 02:39:15 PM »
Dear T,

Against change no, but there is a better agent in the race with a 22 year history od demonstration.  Hope... eh, as an abstract concept I can really take it or leave it.

As I said though we should prolly take this to the politics thread. (though I'm good with keeping the current format ;D)

See ya soon-
K

Dear K,
i was of course being facetious (sp?).  while i am a fan of the b. o., i think his idolization is prime real estate for satire. hence, anytime anyone seems remotely skeptical of him, i accuse them of being against hope. or racist. or something completely ridiculous like that.

anyway, keep hating hope, that's cool

- T

Sup T,

Imma Hater  ;D

Piece-
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #101 on: July 28, 2008, 03:08:09 PM »
Dear John McCain,

Now are you against torture or for it?
Do you know the difference between Shiite and Sunni?
Can you really say that Bagdhad is safe when you need body armor, a battalion of bodyguards and air support to walk the streets?
Did you really want to clean up election/campaign finance or was that just until your Presidential campaign?
Do you think that a continuation of GWB's policies are REALLY what this country needs?

Sincerely,

One of your Senate constituents
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #102 on: July 28, 2008, 07:09:34 PM »
Dear John McCain,

BURN!

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #103 on: July 28, 2008, 09:04:23 PM »
Dear any politician and or big budget Hollywood movie,

Please make fiscal responsibility and government solvency cool again.

Hopeful yours-

_ME_

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #104 on: July 28, 2008, 10:04:35 PM »
Dear Person That Left Their Dry Laundry in the Dryer Well Past It's Finished Time,
If you see many people waiting to use a dryer, please pick it up in a timely manner. Or you may find they have been thrown into a trash compactor.

Thank you,
Waiting To Dry

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #105 on: July 28, 2008, 11:16:27 PM »
dear liver,
so sorry about last night  :-X
What? What are you talking about? It's girls and spaghetti. We love girls and spaghetti.

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #106 on: August 06, 2008, 08:42:05 AM »
Dear Car,

Sorry for not changing your oil
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #107 on: August 06, 2008, 11:07:51 PM »
Dear Brett,

Have fun in New York.

Sincerely,

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #108 on: August 06, 2008, 11:14:00 PM »
Dear Brett,

Brit? Bret? Brrettt? Brit? Brit?

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #109 on: August 07, 2008, 12:29:57 AM »
Dear life,

Stop making me run into people I don't want to see.

Hiding behind a pole,

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