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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #130 on: August 08, 2008, 12:10:56 PM »
Dear Radiohead,

PLAY CREEP!!!!

prepping for disappointment-

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #131 on: August 08, 2008, 01:07:57 PM »
dear keith,

prepping for disappointment is a good thing

-Past radiohead concert-goer
Strikeouts are boring - besides that, they're fascist.  Throw some ground balls.  More democratic.

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #132 on: August 08, 2008, 01:15:30 PM »
Dear Abby,

What the hell am I doing here?  I don't belong here.

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #133 on: August 08, 2008, 01:16:23 PM »
Dear Abby,

Please disregard my last message.  I got better, I got strong.  I got better, now there's nothing wrong.

Cheers!

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #134 on: August 08, 2008, 01:21:04 PM »
Dear Abby,

Please disregard my last message.  I got better, I got strong.  I got better, now there's nothing wrong.

Cheers!

pixote

Dear Pix,

You are so wrong.

Concerned,

Abby
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #135 on: August 08, 2008, 01:26:02 PM »
Dear Sir,

I have a complaint.  I can't remember what it is.  It doesn't matter anyway.

Sincerely,

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #136 on: August 08, 2008, 02:13:02 PM »
Dear Time-

Why do you not seem constant when you really are?
Where is 5:30pm and why does it see so far away?

Hurry!
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #137 on: August 08, 2008, 02:14:27 PM »
dear email

i'm sorry i check you so frequently. i just pray that someday my inbox will be full of interesting emails.
and no, i am not interested in your 'herbal supplements'

-t

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #138 on: August 08, 2008, 02:53:23 PM »
Dear Person Whole Stole my Back-Flow Regulator off Of My Main Water Line In Broad Daylight,

Now I have to cancel this shift and tonight's.
That was a bold and daring move...


...thank you.

~M
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #139 on: August 08, 2008, 03:26:51 PM »
dear martin,

it's just another addition to my back-flow regulator necklace. this thing is going to make one lucky lady feel very special

-t

 

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