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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #140 on: August 08, 2008, 03:32:42 PM »
Dear summer homework,

I thought I was done with you. Apparently not.

You're a jerkface.

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #141 on: August 08, 2008, 03:34:35 PM »
Dear Basil-

Many years from now you will remember when you actually had summers. 
Don't let a little homework get in the way.

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #142 on: August 08, 2008, 03:58:21 PM »
Dear Quebec,

I hate your government and its ability to hold onto paperwork and allocate budget. I'd make you pay, but you have proven your dominance. Please don't hurt me.

Sheepishly,
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #143 on: August 08, 2008, 05:22:07 PM »
Dear faceboy,

Maybe we can still work something out.  Give me a call.

Sincerely,

Matthew Bernstein
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Department of Film Studies
Emory University
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #144 on: August 08, 2008, 05:37:01 PM »
Dear ses,

That's what being a teacher is for.

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #145 on: August 08, 2008, 11:16:47 PM »
Dear Wikipedia,

What's a "foam party", and do I wish to attend?

Thanks for your help,

Basil
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #146 on: August 08, 2008, 11:19:01 PM »
Dear Basil,

Let me be a part of your formative experiences.
I will rock your world.

Slippery yours,

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #147 on: August 09, 2008, 12:18:27 AM »
Dear ses,

That's what being a teacher is for.

 ;D,

me.

I know, practically everyone in my family is a teacher. 
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #148 on: August 09, 2008, 06:25:33 PM »
Dear pixote,

Don't taunt me, I'm feeling stabby.

Sincerly,
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #149 on: August 10, 2008, 10:33:19 PM »
Dear US Men's 400 Freestyle Relay Team

YOU ARE CINECAST!IN' AWESOME!

Blown away-

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